Only right after posting this did I realize (after no less than five minutes of staring at it) that it's saying "Contains alcohol; 21+" and not "Contains 21+ alcohol". I was like, "As opposed to the alcohol created for consumption by minors?"

Also it took me way too long to realize that's supposed to be a mustache and goatee with a tie and not a little man with a toupee.

This would, of course, make more sense if I spelled "dessert" correctly.