Nothing today. Marching on….
July 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Nothing today. Marching on….
I’ve received questions about why I wasn’t able to get the Splatoon announcement.
Let me be abundantly clear; I’m not interested in random Today Schmoday drops. They’re insignificant fluff. I want DIRECTS. REAL, BIG, BEEFY KOIZUMI-FUELED FREAKING *DIRECTS*
Let me be abundantly clear; I’m not interested in random Today Schmoday drops. They’re insignificant fluff. I want DIRECTS. REAL, BIG, BEEFY KOIZUMI-FUELED FREAKING *DIRECTS*
June 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve received questions about why I wasn’t able to get the Splatoon announcement.
Let me be abundantly clear; I’m not interested in random Today Schmoday drops. They’re insignificant fluff. I want DIRECTS. REAL, BIG, BEEFY KOIZUMI-FUELED FREAKING *DIRECTS*
Let me be abundantly clear; I’m not interested in random Today Schmoday drops. They’re insignificant fluff. I want DIRECTS. REAL, BIG, BEEFY KOIZUMI-FUELED FREAKING *DIRECTS*
Some arrogant time traveler published my pilgrimage on Famiboards without my permission. Absolutely despicable behavior. I hope they combust in a cloud of pink mist. 💨
May 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Some arrogant time traveler published my pilgrimage on Famiboards without my permission. Absolutely despicable behavior. I hope they combust in a cloud of pink mist. 💨
Contemplating my place in the universe 🤔 #pilgrimageofhype
May 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Contemplating my place in the universe 🤔 #pilgrimageofhype
Time to break outta here ☕️ #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Time to break outta here ☕️ #pilgrimageofhype
Rescue mission failure 🥲 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rescue mission failure 🥲 #pilgrimageofhype
Getting ready for the Pilgrimage of Hype like a BAWS 😎 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Getting ready for the Pilgrimage of Hype like a BAWS 😎 #pilgrimageofhype
OPERATE MECHANISMS AND OPEN DOORS 🥳 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
OPERATE MECHANISMS AND OPEN DOORS 🥳 #pilgrimageofhype
They mounted the wheels backwards?! THE WHEELS. ARE MOUNTED. BACKWARDS. 😳 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
They mounted the wheels backwards?! THE WHEELS. ARE MOUNTED. BACKWARDS. 😳 #pilgrimageofhype
The man in the moustache fired an ELECTRIC TRAIN at me! This is how you greet strangers, seriously?? 😬 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The man in the moustache fired an ELECTRIC TRAIN at me! This is how you greet strangers, seriously?? 😬 #pilgrimageofhype
What kind of production manager leaves BOMBS outside their office?! 😤 #pilgrimageofhype
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What kind of production manager leaves BOMBS outside their office?! 😤 #pilgrimageofhype