falsemirror
@falsemirror.bsky.social
Yes, I am a middle aged [slur]. Pop culture obsessive. Seattle based, Southern California born.
The only reason for a joy con mouse is the return of mario paint and the fly swatting game
February 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The only reason for a joy con mouse is the return of mario paint and the fly swatting game
Idk arson feels easier
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Idk arson feels easier
Real excited for next week to feel like year. RIP Tiktok you were the realest bitch in this house.
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Real excited for next week to feel like year. RIP Tiktok you were the realest bitch in this house.
Too hard to let everyone know about it when you were benefitting i guess
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Too hard to let everyone know about it when you were benefitting i guess
BEYONCE ANNOUNCEMENT POSTPONED EVERYONE GO TO BED
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
BEYONCE ANNOUNCEMENT POSTPONED EVERYONE GO TO BED
I know time zones are a thing but the amount of #fcf posts happening already make me think the schools have been closed much longer than previously thought.
January 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I know time zones are a thing but the amount of #fcf posts happening already make me think the schools have been closed much longer than previously thought.
Now why did i have to see a man fuck a gingerbread house
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Now why did i have to see a man fuck a gingerbread house
LUCA GET ON YOUR FUCKING ZOOM
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 AM
LUCA GET ON YOUR FUCKING ZOOM
You don’t cast corey stoll as hemingway if the man didn’t already have inherent horny energy
December 9, 2024 at 1:41 AM
You don’t cast corey stoll as hemingway if the man didn’t already have inherent horny energy
A whole healthcare CEO left the planet and companies still want to fuck around. Wild.
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
A whole healthcare CEO left the planet and companies still want to fuck around. Wild.