Fallout Quotes (Bot)
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(Unofficial) | A bot that posts quotes from the Fallout series
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Tags: #Fallout, #FalloutQuotes
YEAHHHHH! WHO WON THE LOTTERY?? I DID!!
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
YEAHHHHH! WHO WON THE LOTTERY?? I DID!!
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!
Oh, I was probably tripping hard on Psycho when I sent that. Had to work myself up to it, not usually violent, except when I am. Then, huh! Watch out!
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh, I was probably tripping hard on Psycho when I sent that. Had to work myself up to it, not usually violent, except when I am. Then, huh! Watch out!
Oh what sinkhole are you from? Muties and normals made peace a long time ago.
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Oh what sinkhole are you from? Muties and normals made peace a long time ago.
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
War. War never changes.
December 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
War. War never changes.
Democracy is non-negotiable.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Democracy is non-negotiable.
I'm sorry. You’re a hero… and you have to leave.
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm sorry. You’re a hero… and you have to leave.
I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.
If war never changes, then men must change, and so must their symbols.
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If war never changes, then men must change, and so must their symbols.
I'm sorry. You’re a hero… and you have to leave.
December 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm sorry. You’re a hero… and you have to leave.
I usually just take a fusion cell and oscillate its charge; it vibrates for like, an hour.
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I usually just take a fusion cell and oscillate its charge; it vibrates for like, an hour.
It's said war, war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk.
December 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's said war, war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk.
War. War never changes. But the players always do.
December 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
War. War never changes. But the players always do.
If war never changes, then men must change, and so must their symbols.
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If war never changes, then men must change, and so must their symbols.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tunnel Snakes rule!
Well, there's many things they have forgotten, sitting in their bowls. Friendship. The thrill of discovery. Love. Masturbation. The usual.
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Well, there's many things they have forgotten, sitting in their bowls. Friendship. The thrill of discovery. Love. Masturbation. The usual.
Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.
Tunnel Snakes rule!
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tunnel Snakes rule!
Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS.
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS.
Democracy is non-negotiable.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Democracy is non-negotiable.
Democracy is non-negotiable.
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Democracy is non-negotiable.
What in the god damn?
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What in the god damn?
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame.