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Fallon, never getting better
@fallonturing.bsky.social
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Queer, disabled, Jewish, 30s. Anarcho-communist and anti-zionist. I do not have money. Bottom 1%. Will knit you stuff for money. Will not tolerate moral lectures from Germans. They/he. Don't use my lists. | ko-fi.com/crippledcommie
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Newspaper clipping called "Call to end ME discrimination" with a photo of a man named Jerry Hayes. "Moves to end medical prejudice against sufferers of ME, the so-called yuppie flu, have won the enthusiastic backing of Harlow MP Jerry Hayes. "Mr Hayes joined the all-party launch of the ME Group in the House of Commons last Monday. "He later told the Star: 'A large number of doctors treat these people quite disgracefully. We have to show these people that they're not alone and we'll do everything we possibly can to root out the discrimination."
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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One relatively inexpensive thing I'm working on for my shop is just a ton of cotton washcloths/dishcloths. I'll list these for sale once I have more of them available, probably for $15-20 each.

You can see what other knits I have for sale here! ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...

#ShopSmall #GiftShop #BSNM
A collection of knitted cotton washcloths in a basketweave stitch. Most of them are solid colors but one of them has a blue stripe in the center. All of them have ends sticking out that I still need to weave in.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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NEW IN MY SHOP: Black unisex lace wool socks, machine washable, small/youth. ko-fi.com/s/ff92baff43

#BSNM #ShopSmall #QueerGiftShop #GiftShop #Knitting
A pair of black and grey socks with a mottled/diagonal lace pattern displayed on wire blockers Pair of black lace socks laid flat to show the top. The lace pattern is composed of diagonal stripes of intentional holes. Same socks shown flat from the back
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I'm sorry, this shitlib used WHAT Kingdom Hearts 2 screenshot to make their point about how we should vote for war crimes?
Twitter quote post. OP by @UpToTASK: "Why in the fuck did yall not vote like this last year?" below is a screenshot from Kingdom Hearts 2, where Goofy is fucking dead in the background being full-body grieved by Sora and Donald Duck. Micky Mouse in the foreground, donning a goth-ass black hoodie, says "Fuck" instead of the actual line "They'll pay for this!" Quote tweet from @Bigsnugga: kamala ran a shitty campaign. zohran ran a good campaign. its actually a politicians job to get people to go out and vote for them"
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Shrek/Breaking Bad crossover meme with the text "Peeling Layers" written in the Breaking Bad font
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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hey chat are cutscenes supposed to look like this
instead of a cutscene it's a "This TV is out of service" screen with the bars of color
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I was reminded of it because my fiance sent me something similarly cursed. When I saw this, I talked about that post, and he was like, "The. WHAT."
Two tweets from Christmas Miracle. "Any other pro-Israel Littles find it difficult to watch Ms Rachel during playtime now? I know 1 year olds aren'ts upposed to "know" about this stuff but it still feels icky to me? *sighs in toddler*" "A lot of people mad at me are misinterpreting this post. I DO NOT have children. During roleplay or "playtime" I inhabit the state of mind of a toddler, it's called entering my "little space.""
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I hope there are some middle class cishets out there who love black socks.
An in progress knitted black and grey sock with mottled lace
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I know I don't have dependents and I'm pretty lucky with my housing situation, but I do still have to pay for food and medications, and I BARELY make enough to cover that. I don't get nearly enough sales to eat, and the mutual aid outnumbers sales by a lot. Disability tax drives up living expenses.
My current kofi income summary for the last 30 days. Total income: 702.97 One time: 487 Subscriptions: 30 Shop sales: 64.99 Commissions: 110.98
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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An illustrated comic by Eli Valley showing three uniformed Nazis, one of which with a gun, wrestling down a man with a six pointed star on his clothes. Nazi 1: Did you hear? A leftist made a remark that could possibly, in certain contexts, overlap with the vernacular of antisemitism! Nazi 2: Are you serious? Nazi 3: When will the world learn?! Jewish man: That is a moral outrage! In the corner there is a signature and a date of 2019.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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NEW IN MY SHOP: Gold cable scarf

ko-fi.com/s/089f494a8c

#BSNM #QueerGiftShop #QueerArt #Knitting #ShopSmall
Gold cable knit scarf displayed on a mannequin. The cables resemble animal horns. Closer photo to sho detail in the cabling
November 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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NEW IN MY SHOP: Gold headband/earwarmer, reversible

ko-fi.com/s/089f494a8c

#BSNM #QueerGiftShop #QueerArt #Knitting #ShopSmall
Photo of me modeling the gold headband. It's wide enough to cover my ears. It has a repeating triangle/diamond pattern in knits and purls, and on this side the diamonds are in purl stitch Photo of me wearing the same headband but showing the other side of the reversible pattern where the diamonds are in knit stitch Headband laid flat to show one side of the reversible pattern Headband laid flat to show the other side of the reversible pattern
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The post that started it. Is it really worth the devs' time to be quote dunking random critics with like 15 likes on a post? this also attracted another friend of Jay to harass me before I blocked them, and THEN, as shown above, indexx snitch-tagged Aaron in an attempt to get him up my ass.
@indexx.dev quote dunking me. me: When the devs say the "protocol" doesn't allow for something, what they mean is they don't feel like doing the extra work that is clearly possible because they HAVE done it in the past. indexx: if anyone thinks this is an easy task, I implore you to open a PR [included link to github]
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Sharing a screen of this dev being even shittier before I block him. Is this the kind of person who should be in charge of a social media site?
@indexx.dev "i didn't know i personally controleld bluesky's trust and safety department @aaron.bsky.team did you know I'm head of T&S? anyway, the Luke (sic) situation sucks, but they (sic) are still accessible" Screenshot of his feed viewed through some platform that most users can't use
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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No one even had to scratch this guy to make him be fascist.
Skeet from fascist @terfra1: I'm a liberal and I am all for this. Homelessness has to be addressed. I see 4 major causes. Drug and/or alcohol dependency, mental illness, personal devastation/ depression, or simply, I don't want to be responsible for myself. Triage these causes and try to get these people back on their feet!
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Purple merino wool cable socks, youth 3: ko-fi.com/s/ecb5f0b030
a pair of knitted purple cable socks displayed on wire blockers same pair of socks laid flat to get a better look at the braided and twisted cables
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Lesbian pride cable headband: ko-fi.com/s/c5cffb34af
Cable knit headband in the lesbian pride colors laid flat Photo of me modeling the headband
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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NEW IN MY SHOP: Gold/green striped socks, size M

ko-fi.com/s/2eab06746d
A pair of gold/green striped socks displayed on wire blockers gold/green striped socks laid flat
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Here's a ROUNDUP THREAD for everything currently for sale in my shop!

First up, the digital items: knitting patterns! I have four of these available here in the patterns tag: ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...

#BSNM #Knitsky #Knitting #FiberArts #QueerArtist #QueerGiftShop

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it/its pronoun hats in progress textured knitted hat in the bi colors disability pride hat heart lace socks in lesbian pride colors
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November
Batman destroying Cow Tools and saying "this is there tool of the cow. We do not understand it. We will boy use it."
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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You seem lovely.
This dude has the following Shadowbanner labels: ableism, liberal apologia, leftist scapegoating, trans scapegoating, transphobia
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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#WIPWednesday working on a cable scarf! Probably almost done with it. Hopefully it'll lie flat after blocking so I can sell it soon haha. 🧶
An in progress golden knitted scarf with cables resembling horns
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Just found out God is blocking me for some reason???
@thegodpodcast.com User Blocking You
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Here's a recent review for my knitting work! Please check out my shop and comms here: ko-fi.com/crippledcommie
A knitted golden cable knit baby blanket with a matching hat close up of a knitted angora scarf with rainbow stripes and a columned stitch pattern displayed on a mannequin A pair of knitted socks made from variegated yarn in the lesbian flag colors with a repeating heart lace pattern A pair of knitted rainbow socks in the same heart pattern as the previous photo
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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maybe brute force will do it
settings for a LeechBlock set. I've called this block set "WRITE YOU FUCKING FUCK" and have blocked facebook, bluesky, mastodon, and tumblr
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM