I think you could get rid of that "at 67" part.

I dont know the difference between a real headline and an Onion headline anymore.

Well shit, I've suddenly found motivation to work out if I can have this nice little treat after.

Pretty lights falling in the sky and the satisfaction of knowing you were watching him fail, sometimes the poetry writes itself.

Fine print: maybe we'll toss some ads in on certain content under the ad free plan, though. Sorry, not sorry.