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ride roller coaster, drink mountain dew, play super mario, think about racoon city
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for just 28 dollars more a month I could continue living in the 550sqft bug apartment for another year and a half
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
for just 28 dollars more a month I could continue living in the 550sqft bug apartment for another year and a half
"I got the gay lego set, because it was on sale, and I like it" "and it's getting discontinued soon"
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"I got the gay lego set, because it was on sale, and I like it" "and it's getting discontinued soon"
"I already got a compliment on my shirt" "no you didn't, she just asked how epic universe is"
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"I already got a compliment on my shirt" "no you didn't, she just asked how epic universe is"
Bugs should not be allowed to molt
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bugs should not be allowed to molt
threw a tantrum and as a result got guacamole everywhere
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
threw a tantrum and as a result got guacamole everywhere
he actually couldn't poop
me when kieran does not come to work on his mandatory optional overtime day because he "couldn't sleep"
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
he actually couldn't poop
me when kieran does not come to work on his mandatory optional overtime day because he "couldn't sleep"
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
me when kieran does not come to work on his mandatory optional overtime day because he "couldn't sleep"
These have been giving me so much grief and so I turned them off and he immediately blew up my spot 😭
Character lighting on opposite sides of Celestial Park. One side lit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
These have been giving me so much grief and so I turned them off and he immediately blew up my spot 😭
we're finally going to go to carowinds!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
we're finally going to go to carowinds!!
dropped the "you wonder next which path to chart the answer lies within your heart" poem on my hand tonight. that shit is heavy fyi
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
dropped the "you wonder next which path to chart the answer lies within your heart" poem on my hand tonight. that shit is heavy fyi
Men on hinge be like
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Men on hinge be like
Everyday at work I really just do what I can. But today I opened up a hatch and it looked like this. I needed to get to the front of that box
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Everyday at work I really just do what I can. But today I opened up a hatch and it looked like this. I needed to get to the front of that box
guys I am getting MILES out of this diddy kong crop top
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
guys I am getting MILES out of this diddy kong crop top
Caroline is making me go to work on my day off
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Caroline is making me go to work on my day off
celebrating halloween by going to bed at 8pm
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
celebrating halloween by going to bed at 8pm
every night I have a nutella uncrustable between 9:30pm passdown and 1:45am lunch
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
every night I have a nutella uncrustable between 9:30pm passdown and 1:45am lunch
we have been to pooters 4 days in a row tbh
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
we have been to pooters 4 days in a row tbh
it took me 11 rides on cosmic rewind to get all 6 songs which is honestly pretty good
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
it took me 11 rides on cosmic rewind to get all 6 songs which is honestly pretty good
"that is the gayest shit I have ever seen"
*it's a matte black truck covered in bird shit*
"his stupid ram logo lights up with his brake light"
I don't think led lights are gay personally
*it's a matte black truck covered in bird shit*
"his stupid ram logo lights up with his brake light"
I don't think led lights are gay personally
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"that is the gayest shit I have ever seen"
*it's a matte black truck covered in bird shit*
"his stupid ram logo lights up with his brake light"
I don't think led lights are gay personally
*it's a matte black truck covered in bird shit*
"his stupid ram logo lights up with his brake light"
I don't think led lights are gay personally
jay just shoved a clean shirt at me and told me it was "too stinking" because he didn't use fabric softener (it smelled like tide?
chat weigh in on fabric softener please
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
jay just shoved a clean shirt at me and told me it was "too stinking" because he didn't use fabric softener (it smelled like tide?
chat weigh in on fabric softener please
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
chat weigh in on fabric softener please
thrilled to announce that hades 2 is making me feel pretty much the exact same way that hades 1 did if it were more. it's such a good sequel in the way that it expands on everything! but still has the same sort of progression!
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
thrilled to announce that hades 2 is making me feel pretty much the exact same way that hades 1 did if it were more. it's such a good sequel in the way that it expands on everything! but still has the same sort of progression!
trying scooters coffee but we just keep calling it pooters
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
trying scooters coffee but we just keep calling it pooters