I like blue hair on some people. I think it's cute. Ironic. People can have these things called opinions, and suddenly that's a problem.

That's actually very sound logic. And quite disturbing as well.

I'd call her a Russian asset, but she's not smart enough for that.

I'm sure he will. Unfortunately, he's probably going to take our entire country with him.

Says the bloated orange who's been working from marlago

Didn't Andrew "Gollum" Tate just tell Arianna Grande he will no longer date her? I'm absolutely certain she is utterly heartbroken by the fact that a man who looks like a cross between the crypt keeper and an avocado is no longer fantasizing about her

He's right, you know. We've held the world together as Muricans through the love of Jaysus H Christ for over two THOUSAND years! We cain't let that fail now!

Be safe out there

Are the groceries affordable now?