Ohhh so when they said make America great again they meant the Great Depression. Got it.

Right on cue, Donny boy announces tariffs again! Are they a threat, or a distraction? Stay tuned!

It’s weird that our leader in chief insisted that Obama was born in Africa and therefore not qualified to be President, but now is cool with a guy actually born in Africa running things.

If those twerps on Muskrat’s DOGEbro team get access to our student loan data and wipe out all our debt, I MIGHT just advocate for house arrest when they inevitably get charged with espionage.

“The sky has never fallen because of one election, people need to relax!”

What do you think happened in Germany? Palestine? Venezuela? Belarus? Russia? El Salvador?

Just because it hasn’t happened here yet doesn’t mean that it can’t. And we just turned off the electric fence in Jurassic Park.

A four year coma sounds really great right now not gonna lie

There is no time period in human history that experienced a substantial improvement by attempting to “go back to the good days.” Regression leads to dark times. The fundamental principles of conservative are inherent roadblocks to a better world.

This is probably the longest sixteen days of a new year that I’ve ever experienced, and he isn’t even president yet. Why did we sign up for a second round of this?

I actually think Biden pardoned his son so that Trump wouldn’t be able to go after him when Trump goes on his retaliation tour. If Harris had won, Biden wouldn’t have had to protect his son. It’s a shame.

Bluesky is nice because it feels like I can argue about pineapple on pizza without some troglodyte with bad grammar yelling about nonsense. Refreshing.

I genuinely hope that after two years, the government resembles the Darvaza Gas Crater. Elections have consequences, right? That’s what they always say, so let’s prove them right.

“You shouldn’t cut off friends/family over politics!” Wrong. It took me eight seconds to figure out what you haven’t figured out in eight years. I’m done trying to show you the truth. That’s on you now, and I will no longer argue. It is not my lesson to learn.

Liberalism and leftism desperately needs some rebranding. We are not tolerant. We are inclusive. Those two things have been incorrectly conflated for a long time. #democracy