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she had no pap to smear - she/her⚧️♾️
I’m peeping!
May 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I was at my cousin’s and he goes, “wanna try the best Oreo ever made?” I say of course! he says “it’s the Post Malone Oreo” so I look at him like he is the worst person alive then I try one. And it’s the most magical flavor sensation a cookie has given me in maybe my whole life.
February 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They are a combo swirl cream of caramel and shortbread smeared between one chocolate and one vanilla wafer cookie. It is an astonishingly perfect flavor combination.
February 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ppl might be mad but the new Post Malone ones are truly the best Oreos ever made.
February 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
They also have no idea how much good music is being made today cuz there’s no way you can actually consume ALL the music being made now. No idea what will catch on in 15 years that nobody gives a fuck about yet.

It’s a dull perspective and disrespectful to every single musician working today.
February 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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@jeffjacksonnc.bsky.social Yea yall are gonna need to get on this real fast okay? Like, Yesterday
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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@jeffjacksonnc.bsky.social why aren't you in on this?
February 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
All 6 of them?
February 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Yikes.” was my immediate reaction to this.
December 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
We are nowhere near this being necessary.
December 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM