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@fakethefake.bsky.social
Cider maker, furry, writer, musicker, camper, board game player, and overall weirdo.

🔞 - Adult account. No minors.
Sometimes,

I miss the food in Seoul.

I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nyaight of the Living Cat

Is an anime

That is a combination between

Classic zombie and 80s action movies

And autistic people whose special interest is cats.

I cannot look away from whatever this is.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My goal

Is to lick every dragon

So I can sort them by taste.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So if you are eating a bag of candy, like skittles,

Do you eat your favorite flavor

First,

Last,

Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So, I finally played Phantasy Star 4.

Never had a Genesis as a kid.

Honestly, it slaps.

Very Anime.

Very Sci-fantasy.

Rad graphics.

It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Behold,

The Omnishroom!
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Alright.

I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.

Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.

I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.

I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.

But, I'll give it a shot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Aaaaaaand I've been banned from Ferzu.com.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I love the state fair
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A TOY.

KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.

THIS BAG A TOY.
July 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Duces
July 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Reposted by Fake
Old idea that's been rattling around my noggin for some years now, figured I could at least make a little sketch comic from it for #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just a little song I wrote about how America will never have a fucking king

voca.ro/1mQ50bTJSlky
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June 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by Fake
Hi Adventurers!

BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...

You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~

Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!

(Reposts appreciated! <3)

ko-fi.com/s/4ac744a595
June 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What did you do when MAGA deployed the US military and secret police against civilians?

A. I didn't notice.

B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

C. Lol. ROFLMAO.

D. Something.
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'll look for teaching jobs soon.

But for now, I'd like a little break.

Being a 24th grader sucked.
June 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Working on a new latin-style groove

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May 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I tire of the 100 men vs. One gorilla debate.

Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?

That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .

In minecraft.
May 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My friend likes noise music.

I do not understand noise music.

So I wrote this at them.

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May 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What if Megalovania was ragtime tho?

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May 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I see how it is.

When white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel, everyone cheers.

But when white smoke rises from the Fake, people just tell me to get a job.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rocko's Modern Basilisk
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
American democracy is not dying.

It is being killed.

And the people killing it have names and addresses.
April 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What did you do as fascism rose to power in the United States?

A. I didn't notice.

B. What IS fascism? Does that word mean anything at this point?

C. Lol. ROFLMAO.

D. Something.
April 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM