fakeplasticsnow.bsky.social
@fakeplasticsnow.bsky.social
It's been a good year for the roses

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Hurts is weak sauce, man. He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking QB in NFLPA.
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Really loved it, probably my favorite wrestling doc I've ever seen. All involved should be proud!
September 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mike Tirico doing an ad read for your show somehow Freaky Friday'd the Eagles into the Sixers
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I owned this album on vinyl at 17 yet wasn't diagnosed with depression until I was 24. Completely baffling on retrospect.
July 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This guy would bowl a perfect game in Wii Sports bowling
May 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Please tell me that CR and @minakimes.bsky.social will be on the Pavements episode
May 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
0 earned runs through 10.2 innings so far this year. Welcome to The Taijuanaissance!
April 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I made the mistake of taking an edible before the 2019 Franklin's birthday game. First thing I saw when I entered the arena was the Spurs' weird coyote macot standing in the concourse, and it was one of the most terrifying moments of my life
March 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Le cringe
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is Lenny coming for Shams?
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can you fantasy book any way for us to keep Yabu long-term? Seeing him at the Eagles game cemented him as a Philly legend for me, and losing him will somehow leave me more heartbroken than I was about Rhys Hoskins' departure
January 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The injury report might as well just say:
January 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
As Papi would say, she's still a rookie
January 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As Papi would say, she's still a rookie
January 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Overused term, but this photo is Lynchian
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Good gawd almighty!
December 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
This post is how I found out, and i wouldn't have it any other way
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Simmons needs to go say hi to Art Briles
December 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
AEW Identity Crisis, where Harley Cameron shows up in a different masked gimmick every segment. Harleygram, The Beast Harlos, Harleysaurus etc.
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
They Live on 35mm at The Mahoning Drive-In, with an indie wrestling show preceeding the film
December 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM