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“Fake Penguin”
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Not a real penguin. May contain fish.
And I thought this one was bad...
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Huckabee? I ain't heard that name in a long time."
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This Stephen Miller?
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What I was thinking was, that when I saw it, it was presented in Cinerama, on a huge curved screen.

This from Wikipedia:
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Indeed.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm pleased to say my popcorn order just arrived.
🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can hardly wait to read his new book.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Needs more glue.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A looking glass, you say?
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can hardly wait to read his new book. 😀
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I was told it was going look more like this.
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
See also:
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
How about this?
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I don’t.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You most certainly can.
#FuckHogsbreth
October 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You’ll have noticed that the moron said: “cooler than art thou”.
The expression is: “cooler than thou art”.

Obviously he *doesn’t* “worry about his outfit every day”, but I’m willing to bet he’d love to *meet* some of those college “chicks with blue hair”.

May he drown in filth. Ingraham too.
October 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm very much looking forward to reading its new book.
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'd pay good money to see that... 😀
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM