Patrick Colvin
@fakepatrick.bsky.social
Hwæt. Pianist. Calico human. Oversized halfling. Neurotic homosexual. Tap-to-click wizard. Real estate tycoon. I use inverted controls. Duluth, Minnesota
Well, Patel isn't the prosecutor. And I doubt even he would be so incompetent as to invent evidence out of thin air--it would be discovered almost immediately and there'd be a mistrial.
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Well, Patel isn't the prosecutor. And I doubt even he would be so incompetent as to invent evidence out of thin air--it would be discovered almost immediately and there'd be a mistrial.
They're from the indictment, as reported in the New York Times.
September 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They're from the indictment, as reported in the New York Times.
Ken isn’t this obviously a (very not good) joke and not directed toward a specific person?
September 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ken isn’t this obviously a (very not good) joke and not directed toward a specific person?
Keep on fighting the good fight, Ryan.
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Keep on fighting the good fight, Ryan.
Wait, Ralph Lauren is right-coded now?
August 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wait, Ralph Lauren is right-coded now?
Mine is only active for musical theater singers, so it comes up less often
August 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Mine is only active for musical theater singers, so it comes up less often
Isn’t that enough?
August 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Isn’t that enough?
My favorite: youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?...
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite: youtu.be/yhuMLpdnOjY?...
Ohhhh look at his little face 🥺 🐍
July 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ohhhh look at his little face 🥺 🐍
Is that... Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise?
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is that... Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise?
The people going around calling people Nazis usually think that liberalism and fascism are equivalent
June 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The people going around calling people Nazis usually think that liberalism and fascism are equivalent
Say it and nibble on my ear?
May 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Say it and nibble on my ear?
I feel like I have to defend my Cornish ancestors on this?
April 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I feel like I have to defend my Cornish ancestors on this?
Two weeks ago we closed Piazza at my little local theater. It was such a joy to play it.
April 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Two weeks ago we closed Piazza at my little local theater. It was such a joy to play it.
So much of what we think of as traditional English food (including I think everything you mention here) was invented or at least popularized by the Victorians. English food used to be much different!
April 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So much of what we think of as traditional English food (including I think everything you mention here) was invented or at least popularized by the Victorians. English food used to be much different!
Nixon could go to China. WSJ can report the facts where if NYT used the exact same words they'd sound hysterical.
April 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Nixon could go to China. WSJ can report the facts where if NYT used the exact same words they'd sound hysterical.
Treat yourself, have a cup of coffee with it
April 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Treat yourself, have a cup of coffee with it
Many happy returns of the day!
April 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Many happy returns of the day!
It would have been easy to slip in a line for the monk that would provoke this realization for him
April 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It would have been easy to slip in a line for the monk that would provoke this realization for him
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April 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I like your glasses
April 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I like your glasses