I always imagined the long jump had a sound, likely because of Black Mesa and I usually long jumped on the xen jump pad thingies.

as gaben (REAL ceo of valve) i find this situation to be insane

No. I am the real gabe newell. You are fake.

this is how i eat my sketty.

my name is gaben. i made the half life. it was difficult to put the software together. but unfortunately, something went so consequences. so now i can't do anything, but make this half life 3. my name is gaben, gaben, gaben..