🪴FakeGrass🪴
@fakegrass.bsky.social
22 | Variety streamer| 🇨🇦 | Casual singer | he/him | Team DragonxFire |
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
November 23, 2023 at 1:05 PM
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated
November 22, 2023 at 12:52 PM
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
November 21, 2023 at 1:08 PM
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
November 19, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? Because it was a little horse.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
November 18, 2023 at 1:06 PM
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
How many lips does a flower have? Tulips
November 17, 2023 at 2:01 PM
How many lips does a flower have? Tulips
Why was the broom late for work? It over swept
November 16, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Why was the broom late for work? It over swept
What do you call a parrot that flew away? A poly-gone
November 15, 2023 at 12:34 PM
What do you call a parrot that flew away? A poly-gone
Why don't you ever see a buffalo hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it.
November 14, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Why don't you ever see a buffalo hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
November 13, 2023 at 12:01 PM
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
November 12, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow
November 11, 2023 at 1:35 PM
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow