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Juventus striker Dusan Vlahovic has been giving out self help advice on Instagram Live.
"It just takes some time, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride," he espoused, before stating "everything, everything'll be just fine."
A Juventus spokesperson is quoted as saying "Banger, that."
"It just takes some time, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride," he espoused, before stating "everything, everything'll be just fine."
A Juventus spokesperson is quoted as saying "Banger, that."
November 14, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Juventus striker Dusan Vlahovic has been giving out self help advice on Instagram Live.
"It just takes some time, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride," he espoused, before stating "everything, everything'll be just fine."
A Juventus spokesperson is quoted as saying "Banger, that."
"It just takes some time, little girl, you're in the middle of the ride," he espoused, before stating "everything, everything'll be just fine."
A Juventus spokesperson is quoted as saying "Banger, that."
Liverpool full back Kostas Tsimikas wasn't aware that Cockermouth was a real place in England.
He was pressed for comment, by the Alternative Press, but couldn't give one due to his fit of laughter upon hearing the news.
He was pressed for comment, by the Alternative Press, but couldn't give one due to his fit of laughter upon hearing the news.
November 13, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Liverpool full back Kostas Tsimikas wasn't aware that Cockermouth was a real place in England.
He was pressed for comment, by the Alternative Press, but couldn't give one due to his fit of laughter upon hearing the news.
He was pressed for comment, by the Alternative Press, but couldn't give one due to his fit of laughter upon hearing the news.
Premier League legend Paulo Wanchope is hopeful of being added to the Pokémon video game series as one of the eponymous creatures.
"It's well famous, Pokémon," he said, in a wide ranging interview with PC Gamer, "I'd voice act it, if they want. Just saying your own name, innit? Paulo Wanchope."
"It's well famous, Pokémon," he said, in a wide ranging interview with PC Gamer, "I'd voice act it, if they want. Just saying your own name, innit? Paulo Wanchope."
November 13, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Premier League legend Paulo Wanchope is hopeful of being added to the Pokémon video game series as one of the eponymous creatures.
"It's well famous, Pokémon," he said, in a wide ranging interview with PC Gamer, "I'd voice act it, if they want. Just saying your own name, innit? Paulo Wanchope."
"It's well famous, Pokémon," he said, in a wide ranging interview with PC Gamer, "I'd voice act it, if they want. Just saying your own name, innit? Paulo Wanchope."
Manchester United legend Giuseppe Rossi claims the saying about London buses is incorrect.
"They have time tables," he told Bubba Claydog from Pitchfork "If two come along at once, that's a sign that something is wrong. People's journeys are disrupted. It's problematic, brah."
"They have time tables," he told Bubba Claydog from Pitchfork "If two come along at once, that's a sign that something is wrong. People's journeys are disrupted. It's problematic, brah."
November 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Manchester United legend Giuseppe Rossi claims the saying about London buses is incorrect.
"They have time tables," he told Bubba Claydog from Pitchfork "If two come along at once, that's a sign that something is wrong. People's journeys are disrupted. It's problematic, brah."
"They have time tables," he told Bubba Claydog from Pitchfork "If two come along at once, that's a sign that something is wrong. People's journeys are disrupted. It's problematic, brah."
American starlet Freddy Adu has revealed that his career faltered due to a love of Milky Bars.
"I became all about the MB," He told Clive Clothman from FHM, "the Milky Bars were on me, in me, all about me. My love of football became a love of sweet white gold."
"I became all about the MB," He told Clive Clothman from FHM, "the Milky Bars were on me, in me, all about me. My love of football became a love of sweet white gold."
November 12, 2024 at 3:24 PM
American starlet Freddy Adu has revealed that his career faltered due to a love of Milky Bars.
"I became all about the MB," He told Clive Clothman from FHM, "the Milky Bars were on me, in me, all about me. My love of football became a love of sweet white gold."
"I became all about the MB," He told Clive Clothman from FHM, "the Milky Bars were on me, in me, all about me. My love of football became a love of sweet white gold."
Former (probably) referee David Coote has revealed his dislike of Currywürst.
"Tastes like sh*t" he shouted, absolutely not under the influence of anything, "F*cking German c*nt"
"Tastes like sh*t" he shouted, absolutely not under the influence of anything, "F*cking German c*nt"
November 12, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Former (probably) referee David Coote has revealed his dislike of Currywürst.
"Tastes like sh*t" he shouted, absolutely not under the influence of anything, "F*cking German c*nt"
"Tastes like sh*t" he shouted, absolutely not under the influence of anything, "F*cking German c*nt"
Not former Valencia and Barcelona forward, David Villa, never existed.
"It's a Mandela effect" said not former teammate Lionel Messi, "people think he played for the Spain national team as well, but he's not real, I've no idea where it came from. Proper daft."
"It's a Mandela effect" said not former teammate Lionel Messi, "people think he played for the Spain national team as well, but he's not real, I've no idea where it came from. Proper daft."
November 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Not former Valencia and Barcelona forward, David Villa, never existed.
"It's a Mandela effect" said not former teammate Lionel Messi, "people think he played for the Spain national team as well, but he's not real, I've no idea where it came from. Proper daft."
"It's a Mandela effect" said not former teammate Lionel Messi, "people think he played for the Spain national team as well, but he's not real, I've no idea where it came from. Proper daft."
New Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim has a huge admiration for mimes.
In a leaked WhatsApp voice note, Amorim can be heard saying "The art of Mime, oh my god. They are like humans made of liquid. But not blood, more like oxtail soup, or a hangover piss. Truly, they are nature's theatre."
In a leaked WhatsApp voice note, Amorim can be heard saying "The art of Mime, oh my god. They are like humans made of liquid. But not blood, more like oxtail soup, or a hangover piss. Truly, they are nature's theatre."
November 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
New Manchester United boss Ruben Amorim has a huge admiration for mimes.
In a leaked WhatsApp voice note, Amorim can be heard saying "The art of Mime, oh my god. They are like humans made of liquid. But not blood, more like oxtail soup, or a hangover piss. Truly, they are nature's theatre."
In a leaked WhatsApp voice note, Amorim can be heard saying "The art of Mime, oh my god. They are like humans made of liquid. But not blood, more like oxtail soup, or a hangover piss. Truly, they are nature's theatre."
James Ward Prowse doesn't believe in snakes.
"Snakes, is it?" He said, speaking to Chuck Palumbo of Kerrang Magazine,"little slimy legless dragons? Yeah mate. Nice one. Big fan of unicorns too. Joker."
"Snakes, is it?" He said, speaking to Chuck Palumbo of Kerrang Magazine,"little slimy legless dragons? Yeah mate. Nice one. Big fan of unicorns too. Joker."
November 11, 2024 at 10:27 AM
James Ward Prowse doesn't believe in snakes.
"Snakes, is it?" He said, speaking to Chuck Palumbo of Kerrang Magazine,"little slimy legless dragons? Yeah mate. Nice one. Big fan of unicorns too. Joker."
"Snakes, is it?" He said, speaking to Chuck Palumbo of Kerrang Magazine,"little slimy legless dragons? Yeah mate. Nice one. Big fan of unicorns too. Joker."