Fake Kevin Cramer
@fakecramer.bsky.social
Vladimir Putin is a man know for running a fair election. We should follow his advice!
August 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Vladimir Putin is a man know for running a fair election. We should follow his advice!
I'm not in the Epstein files because nobody invites me to anything.
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not in the Epstein files because nobody invites me to anything.
He just called you a Pedo and you're still talking about taxes. When did our President become a fucking nerd?
(1/2) I don’t mind Elon turning against me, but he should have done so months ago. This is one of the Greatest Bills ever presented to Congress. It’s a Record Cut in Expenses, $1.6 Trillion Dollars, and the Biggest Tax Cut ever given. If this Bill doesn’t pass, there will be a 68% Tax
June 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He just called you a Pedo and you're still talking about taxes. When did our President become a fucking nerd?
Joe Biden is clearly too old to be a former President.
May 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Joe Biden is clearly too old to be a former President.
Catholic Church has gone woke! New Pope is a Lib!
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Catholic Church has gone woke! New Pope is a Lib!
My boy Doug is coming in first in the Ass Kissing Contest.
Burgum: "Everybody I've met, whether it's at a coal mine or the border, law enforcement, the one thing they say is please thank President Trump from all of us."
April 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My boy Doug is coming in first in the Ass Kissing Contest.
Hey, I'm not the best politician in the world, but I want you to know two things. 1. I have never fucked a couch. 2. I have never killed a Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hey, I'm not the best politician in the world, but I want you to know two things. 1. I have never fucked a couch. 2. I have never killed a Pope.
Anyone want to send me some juicy info over Signal? I'm feeling left out.
April 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Anyone want to send me some juicy info over Signal? I'm feeling left out.
Dougie boy is selling his downtown apartment. We used to crash here after long nights at the Northern. He would say things like "I can get you a hotel." And I would say "No Doug I love that sideways Murphy bed in your office."
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April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dougie boy is selling his downtown apartment. We used to crash here after long nights at the Northern. He would say things like "I can get you a hotel." And I would say "No Doug I love that sideways Murphy bed in your office."
I think the Boundary Waters in Northern Minnesota are beautiful, but if there is a dime to be made, you know good ol Kev will make sure we completely destroy them.
April 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think the Boundary Waters in Northern Minnesota are beautiful, but if there is a dime to be made, you know good ol Kev will make sure we completely destroy them.
I never doubted our Supreme Leader for a second. I knew he would get the stock market back to where it was before he started to make it crash.
April 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I never doubted our Supreme Leader for a second. I knew he would get the stock market back to where it was before he started to make it crash.
Big gains in the stock market today. Talking the Mrs. to Pizza Ranch tonight. Might fuck around and get some soft serve!
April 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Big gains in the stock market today. Talking the Mrs. to Pizza Ranch tonight. Might fuck around and get some soft serve!
Dougie likes his cookies freshly baked. What the fuck is wrong with that?
April 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dougie likes his cookies freshly baked. What the fuck is wrong with that?
"Hey Donnie Boy, um just looked at my brokerage account. You have a plan right?"
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Hey Donnie Boy, um just looked at my brokerage account. You have a plan right?"
We ended woke, now we are going broke.
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We ended woke, now we are going broke.
Get me to God's country.
March 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Get me to God's country.
This has been moved to the Fargo City Hall building!
February 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has been moved to the Fargo City Hall building!
Eric Murphy once gave me directions to the Taco John's in Grand Forks after all the F-M locations closed. I guess that's where he wants all the kids to go for lunch.
These 54 North Dakota Republican lawmakers voted against free school meals. 😡
HB 1475 would have provided free school meals while saving parents ~$850 per child each year!
How did your Representatives vote?
HB 1475 would have provided free school meals while saving parents ~$850 per child each year!
How did your Representatives vote?
February 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Eric Murphy once gave me directions to the Taco John's in Grand Forks after all the F-M locations closed. I guess that's where he wants all the kids to go for lunch.
After hitting my head, I have now become a reverse John Fetterman. Healthcare for All!!!!
February 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
After hitting my head, I have now become a reverse John Fetterman. Healthcare for All!!!!
Hey babe, got any feedback for me 😜. Call my Bismarck office at (701) 204-0500.
February 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey babe, got any feedback for me 😜. Call my Bismarck office at (701) 204-0500.
King Kevin would have sounded better. 😥
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
King Kevin would have sounded better. 😥
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