Fake American
@fakeamerican.bsky.social
If you want to destroy America, vote Republican.
The leader cannot fail but is only failed by others.
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The leader cannot fail but is only failed by others.
That. Was. Amazing.
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That. Was. Amazing.
I’ve made this realization in just the past 48 hours about Democrats, specifically. I’ll be voting DSA going forward.
August 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ve made this realization in just the past 48 hours about Democrats, specifically. I’ll be voting DSA going forward.
And OSU replaced their entire D line. What’s your point?
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And OSU replaced their entire D line. What’s your point?
Seriously, I cannot get over how tepid a response this is from a sitting US Senator. Incredibly weak and passive. You are failing to meet the moment and I hope your constituents remember this.
August 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Seriously, I cannot get over how tepid a response this is from a sitting US Senator. Incredibly weak and passive. You are failing to meet the moment and I hope your constituents remember this.
Wake up and can the weak sauce: we’re already here, sport. You are a US Senator. What are you doing to stop it and roll it back?
August 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wake up and can the weak sauce: we’re already here, sport. You are a US Senator. What are you doing to stop it and roll it back?
I hope all of those troops occupying our capital stay hydrated today!
August 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I hope all of those troops occupying our capital stay hydrated today!
@beyer.house.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
You all have failed to meet this moment and should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s time for new blood and new representation for Virginia Democrats.
You all have failed to meet this moment and should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s time for new blood and new representation for Virginia Democrats.
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
@beyer.house.gov @markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov
You all have failed to meet this moment and should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s time for new blood and new representation for Virginia Democrats.
You all have failed to meet this moment and should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s time for new blood and new representation for Virginia Democrats.
“nobody has hurt men more than the gender roles men invented”
This is a powerful distillation of toxic masculinity. I’ll be passing it on to my teenage son.
This is a powerful distillation of toxic masculinity. I’ll be passing it on to my teenage son.
August 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“nobody has hurt men more than the gender roles men invented”
This is a powerful distillation of toxic masculinity. I’ll be passing it on to my teenage son.
This is a powerful distillation of toxic masculinity. I’ll be passing it on to my teenage son.
Serious question: for POTUS, what is the difference between “acting like a dictator” and *being* a dictator.
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Serious question: for POTUS, what is the difference between “acting like a dictator” and *being* a dictator.
Obama will not save you. Obama will not save us. We have to do the work ourselves.
July 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Obama will not save you. Obama will not save us. We have to do the work ourselves.
This story is huge, because it prevents the DoJ from releasing the files with Trump’s name redacted or removed and proclaiming his innocence. (They still could, but everyone would call bullshit.)
July 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This story is huge, because it prevents the DoJ from releasing the files with Trump’s name redacted or removed and proclaiming his innocence. (They still could, but everyone would call bullshit.)
This is fantastic. Thank you for all of the hard work that you put into this.
July 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is fantastic. Thank you for all of the hard work that you put into this.
Is this fuckin’ satire? This reads like an article from McSweeney’s or The Onion. (But they have a moral compass and spine.)
July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is this fuckin’ satire? This reads like an article from McSweeney’s or The Onion. (But they have a moral compass and spine.)
You seem to care a great deal about this.
Reexamine your priorities.
Reexamine your priorities.
July 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You seem to care a great deal about this.
Reexamine your priorities.
Reexamine your priorities.
If AI is really *intelligent*, then why isn’t it offering these supposedly amazing insights unprompted?
July 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If AI is really *intelligent*, then why isn’t it offering these supposedly amazing insights unprompted?
I think it’s actually hurt the Dems, because being anti-war is anathema to the toxic masculinity that so many of them have bought into.
June 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think it’s actually hurt the Dems, because being anti-war is anathema to the toxic masculinity that so many of them have bought into.
Thanks so much for this write up!
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thanks so much for this write up!