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It's Bernard & The Genie time!
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Christmas card redelivered to Not Me, my house number, my first part of address, Park (not Road), and bits and bobs picked up from Aldi. I don't have to leave the house again until #parkrun tomorrow morning.
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Another morning spent looking up what the BBC was slyly alluding to with regards to off-pitch behaviour from the England cricketers in Australia (first Brydon Carse's casino winnings being blown about outside, now Duckett being so drunk he didn't know who or where he was). It's like some sort of […]
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December 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Love a victorian insult
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Fringe!
December 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Not only is it terrorism to support Palestine Action, it is terrorism to support hunger strikers who have not been convicted of alleged offences that took place before Palestine Action was even proscribed. Read that back.

https://www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/british-police-have-decided-that
British police have decided that Greta Thunberg is a terrorist
Every sane person was horrified when Greta Thunberg was arrested, stripped, tortured, and photographed undressed by the Israeli government.
www.councilestatemedia.uk
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
So, after all of that, no criminal charges against Bob Vylan for their Glastonbury chants. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y2vy9lv6go
Bob Vylan: No charges over IDF chants during Glastonbury set
Avon and Somerset Police says the incident "does not meet the criminal threshold" for prosecution.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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The distance between #dublin and #london is 464 miles, #asthecrowflies.

But as #gretathunberg learnt today, it's about a million miles in politics.

In Dublin, #presidentconnolly regards the #genocide in #gaza as a horror. But in London, the #cityoflondonpolice […]

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December 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Nicely written.
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A personal tragedy, two people die in car crash and fire. But wait, it wasn't an EV (Ferrari don't have an EV yet). Will this story be promoted as a danger of fiery death in a car, from the massively flammable and toxic fuel on board? It's not an EV, so I guess not […]
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December 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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What do you mean you don't obsessively count the number of chocolates in a tub of Celebrations every year and put the results into an Excel spreadsheet!?

Anyway, the 2025 results are in:
Bounty x5
Galaxy x5
Galaxy Caramel x5
Maltesers x5
Mars x9
Milky Way x9
Snickers […]

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December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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You don't have to apologize for being white; no one ever asked you to.

You DO have to acknowledge that, if you're white, you derive social and material benefit from a system of oppression which came about through colonial violence. The evidence is incontrovertible.

And then, you either accept […]
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December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm sure Tommy Ten Names will be along in a minute to protect women from these British Nationals (warning: sexual abuse described in link) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78vgm0e3zzo
Husband and 5 other men charged with sex offences against ex-wife
Philip Young is charged with offences including rape and administering a substance with intent to stupefy.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bah, my 'following' timeline in Ice Cubes has fallen over, so I'm using the official Mastodon app instead. It's very jumpy when scrolling, here's hoping my usual app gets back up soon.
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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One last, long road for Chris Rea to drive down. Hope he makes it in time. RIP.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0q5g3v02qjt

#chrisrea #ripchrisrea
Singer Chris Rea dies age 74
Rea was known for a string of hits including Driving Home For Christmas.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh dear, given it's 2023, the CGI in The Little Mermaid is Not Good.
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A reminder that it is Festive #quizzymonday this week, starting at 19:00 with new Festive House of Games, then celebrity Mastermind, regular Only Connect, followed by new Christmas University Challenge (aka how the #greenparty gets on the BBC).
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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California Attorney General asks the public to help identify federal agents engaging in misconduct. And yes, you can submit video. Here's the link. https://oag.ca.gov/ReportMisconduct
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The belly is now closed for the day #catsofmastodon
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just flicked over to an English National Ballet performance of the Nutcracker and there are dancing children dressed as liquorice allsorts. It's quite the fever dream.
December 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Of the 3 finalists I think Kaz had the least to gain professionally: she already works as a respected (apart from by misogynists) pundit for the BBC, she's a columnist for The Guardian. She's earned a degree, Masters and MBA, and has an MBE and OBE. They've all gained on a personal level, but I […]
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December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Well, let's see what happens next year, hey? #Strictly
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM