accidental axolotl
@faithasaurus.bsky.social
Just three raccoons in a trench coat trying their best. She/her
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein after making his monster
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein after making his monster
Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Seeing the baby elephant at the zoo healed me a little bit
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
This ain’t my first rodeo, but it is my first Renaissance Faire, and it was SO MUCH FUN!
June 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This ain’t my first rodeo, but it is my first Renaissance Faire, and it was SO MUCH FUN!
That’s so stressful, I’m sorry. Our sweet boy was also just diagnosed with asthma. Sending love ❤️
June 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That’s so stressful, I’m sorry. Our sweet boy was also just diagnosed with asthma. Sending love ❤️
And she’s 34!!!
May 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
And she’s 34!!!
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
March 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Visiting my older sister and learning a new piece of family lore
March 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Visiting my older sister and learning a new piece of family lore
Got myself a haircut
March 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Got myself a haircut
I’m never going to financially recover from this.
February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m never going to financially recover from this.
Looking at the news as an American
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Looking at the news as an American
The lesson here is to give up all hope and then it’ll happen
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The lesson here is to give up all hope and then it’ll happen
I’m still trying to understand this platform and what it is because why are Facebook mom posts like this getting 15k likes??
February 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I’m still trying to understand this platform and what it is because why are Facebook mom posts like this getting 15k likes??
Holy shit it came out so good. I think this is the best bread I’ve yet to make. She’s beautiful, buttery, and delicious
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Holy shit it came out so good. I think this is the best bread I’ve yet to make. She’s beautiful, buttery, and delicious
This is uh, a really bad sign.
January 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is uh, a really bad sign.
Let’s see how many I lose this time
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Let’s see how many I lose this time
Sweet Christmas prince
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Sweet Christmas prince
This is me btw. This is who you’re being mean to when you’re mean to me
December 17, 2024 at 3:52 AM
This is me btw. This is who you’re being mean to when you’re mean to me
Me after completing one work task
December 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Me after completing one work task
🚨 cool little guy alert! 🚨
December 4, 2024 at 7:18 PM
🚨 cool little guy alert! 🚨
This is a pro-corvid account!
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 AM
This is a pro-corvid account!
A lot of dark and bad things happened this year but I did get to have one of the best and happiest days of my life this year so at least there’s that
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
A lot of dark and bad things happened this year but I did get to have one of the best and happiest days of my life this year so at least there’s that
Yeah I read theory
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Yeah I read theory
He’s watching you
November 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
He’s watching you