hwhehe, AAAAM I~? Gosh, I suppose that's trueeee, even~ If I dooo happen to be responsible for our party's inevitable DISAPPEARANCE, ehe~ I MEAN...

Urp~ I'll ensure that your memories all live on~

EHEHEE~

yeah? GOSH, I could only IMAGINE how immensely flustered one might get if they had to do that...

WHAAHHWAAHHH??? THAAAAT'S...NOT...bbfh...BUT UHH??? I'M NOT EEEVEN...THAAAT CHUBBY??? P-perhaaaps an eeextra POUND OR TWOOO...BUT FAERIES DON'T GET FAAAT...hwha...Hbfhf...HHAH...I'M...NOT FOOD??? AND!!! UHH UHH...NOT RUNNING AWAAAY, JUST, FLUTTERING OUT OF GRAAASPING RAANGE, AHAHHAA...haa...hff..

Yeah, GOSH!!! What silly foodsies, not~ EVEN!!! Reaaalizing that their faaate is to be meeelted in your tummy, whehee...just as sandwiches and steaks might beeee~ BUT LIKE, ehee...I'm!!! OF COURSE, I~ Am people, I'm a faaairy~ NOTHING like those squiiirmy, whiny meaaals, whaha~ Haha...hbfhf...

MBhbH~

What a TERRIBLE, aaawful, and TOTALLY...not!!! HUMILIATING faaate, KYhahAH~ Whhee....

To be...ahwhee~ Awaaash in the machinaaations of a FAIRY'S boooody~ Audience to her POUNDING heartbeat, SOOOO MANY JUICES POOOURING ONTO YOOOU~ HFhf...

**My** beeelches ECHOING insiiide of mEEeE~ HFhf....

SHE!!! S-she is a WHOOLE TOWERING AMAZING AND DEFINITELY COOL...

...niiiiine inches tall...WHICH IS AALMOST AS TALL!!! O-okaaay??? Ehehee~ S-she...Mhph..

You should teeeest that, kyhAHa~

...YES??? Aaabsolutely, I MEAN!!!
AHhaHAH~ HAa...you're TOTALLY CORRECT!!! I am noooone of those THINGS at AAALL~ AHah...

I juuust, mhph~
I wanna...HEEEELP~ I so DEARLY NEED TO TAAAAKE such ADOOORABLE CUTIES awaaay...from~ FROM!!! All the HORRORS of the wooorld~

To subject them to MIIIINE~ KekEke~

WEHhee, I AM TOTALLY CASTING MY BALLOT!!! I aaaam~

It's!!! ME!!! BOTTLE THE WHATEVER I WAS!!!!
Ehe~ With!!! A slightly censored ref for...REASONS!!!!

...I feel for this poor villain, that's...

Hwhbhh...i-is it BAD to say that I relaaate to THEM??? Ahehe...b-because I DO!!!!

BbEEESstiEee~ HAhaAA~ <3

Thaaaank you SO MUCH, Saaaki, HBFhfF~
Of cooourse, I mean, thaank you for being such a LOOVELY, sooooft, WAAARM and COOOMFORTABLE SEAAAAAT, KYahhH!!! HFhbfF~

I cannot FATHOM the thooought of getting UP, EHeh~

That's okaay, riiight??? To SIT on you for WEEKS AND MONTHS!!!

I-IMAAAGINE??? MEEEE??? WhBff...b-buwbhbh...hbff...

W-well, I c-can...
Hfbhf...

Cooould...
FEEL a-all of those...whbff...c-clattering, w-weakened SKULLS, t-those poor BOOONES, teetering on the eeeedge of SHATTERING and craacking under the weeeight of your CHUUUURNING compressions...whbFff...

It's been FUN taaalking, though! It maaay be time for me to get some sleep, ehee...
C-cuuutie, whbfhbfff...whbff...

HHWhh-

S-snaaack...
Snaaaack...
A...HWBff...cluuuump of...c-caaalories, of...WHbff...

BUT MY!!! WBhff...meeemories, MY DREAMS, frieeends, aaasapiraaations, j-just...

F-funneled awaaaay a-at the p-press of a leeeeever, whBFHff...

S-sent FAAAR awaaay, t-to the seeewers, whbfff...hahff...

BWAAAHH!!!
D-devoooured...m-meeelted...whhbff...a-absooorbed, l-let...OOOUT A-AND..MHPHh!!! F-forgooootten, a-an...a-anonymous, n-neeebulous STREAM of...

G-gaaas, of AAAADIPOSE haaanging from your BOOODY, whbfhff...

E-everything t-that I...aaam...
Gone...ruined...digested...YOOOOURS...hwbfhF...

B-but, t-that's TOTALLY NOT THE CAAAASE??? I...d-do SUPPOSE I c-can get just, e-eeever so...SLIIIGHTLY...MHPhh...

Hahff...fluuustered, p-perhaaaps...

I MEAN!!!!

WHHWFHFfF!!! I c-cannot EVEN FAAATHOM, b-being...whbf...bursts of...gaaaas, eeever more haaandfuls of JIGGLE on...your...fatty...

WHBh!

Ggy-...MMMNNNn!!!!!

C-caaan't...HhfBff-
AwhhBF...b-braain..n-not...WOOOORK, I..AHAhaAAHHBFfh!!!!

MNNf...t-to be SO CAAASUAL w-with...m-my...whbf...
d-depaaarture...whBFHFf...
F-fluuushing...m-my...whbfHBF...r-remaaains...d-dooown your...

MHph...tooooilet....

WHW...m-my BOOOOODY!!!! I-it's...Hwbf

W-waaAAAAASTE??? W-what...a...HhHHhh...

Y-you...m-my...BOOOODY, j-just, aw-WhbFff...
E-every...MHh...o-ooounce of..f-faaat, of PROTEIN, eEEEEeEEVERY CALORIE...hhHb...r-raaaavaged...
A-absooorbed...

W-what...MHhp...r-remaaains of...m-me...
P-puuushed...back...t-throoough...
Out...
G-gone...
AWhBfbf