FairyNerdFather
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Fairy Nerd Father 🪄🧚♂️
The Big Eight Live & Corni’s Crazy Facts.
Real magic. Real trivia. Really inappropriate. If you like your nerd culture served with a side of raunch, you’re in the right place. Pull up your pants and stay nerdy. 🪄✨
The Big Eight Live & Corni’s Crazy Facts.
Real magic. Real trivia. Really inappropriate. If you like your nerd culture served with a side of raunch, you’re in the right place. Pull up your pants and stay nerdy. 🪄✨
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ The shortest war in history lasted only thirty-eight minutes. Zanzibar surrendered to Britain before the tea even got cold. That is what I call a quick wrap. ⏱️ #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #ShortWar
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ The shortest war in history lasted only thirty-eight minutes. Zanzibar surrendered to Britain before the tea even got cold. That is what I call a quick wrap. ⏱️ #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #ShortWar
My garden is looking a little overgrown, who’s coming over to help? 🌿👀
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My garden is looking a little overgrown, who’s coming over to help? 🌿👀
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel but declined. He knew his limits and stayed in his lane with physics. Real talk, that is pure wisdom. 🧠 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #Einstein
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel but declined. He knew his limits and stayed in his lane with physics. Real talk, that is pure wisdom. 🧠 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #Einstein
THROWBACK THURSDAY 💃9️⃣ Remember the smell of a Blockbuster on a Friday night? Choosing the wrong VHS was a weekend-ruiner. #Nostalgia #MovieNight
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
THROWBACK THURSDAY 💃9️⃣ Remember the smell of a Blockbuster on a Friday night? Choosing the wrong VHS was a weekend-ruiner. #Nostalgia #MovieNight
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ In the 1800s, people used dentures made from fallen soldiers' teeth. It is wild to think someone was walking around with a hero’s smile. Truly gruesome business. 🦷 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #WaterlooTeeth
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ In the 1800s, people used dentures made from fallen soldiers' teeth. It is wild to think someone was walking around with a hero’s smile. Truly gruesome business. 🦷 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #WaterlooTeeth
WISHLIST WEDNESDAY 🎡🎸 You can only keep one: Eddie Murphy’s peak comedy run or Jim Carrey’s 90s hot streak. Which one stays? #ComedyLegends #Decisions
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
WISHLIST WEDNESDAY 🎡🎸 You can only keep one: Eddie Murphy’s peak comedy run or Jim Carrey’s 90s hot streak. Which one stays? #ComedyLegends #Decisions
When the dough is ready, you’ve gotta work it! 🥖🍑
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
When the dough is ready, you’ve gotta work it! 🥖🍑
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #TheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the same July Fourth. They were rivals who went out together on the nation's birthday. That is some top-tier synchronicity. 🎆 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #FoundingFathers
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the same July Fourth. They were rivals who went out together on the nation's birthday. That is some top-tier synchronicity. 🎆 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #FoundingFathers
TRIVIA TUESDAY ⚡🪄 Only the real ones know that Keanu Reeves did almost all his own driving in Speed. That jump? Pure guts. #ActionCinema #Keanu
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
TRIVIA TUESDAY ⚡🪄 Only the real ones know that Keanu Reeves did almost all his own driving in Speed. That jump? Pure guts. #ActionCinema #Keanu
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ The Great Emu War involved the Australian military losing to birds. Imagine being out of pocket and getting outplayed by flightless poultry. They really fumbled that entire mission. 🐦 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #BirdWar
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ The Great Emu War involved the Australian military losing to birds. Imagine being out of pocket and getting outplayed by flightless poultry. They really fumbled that entire mission. 🐦 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #BirdWar
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Napoleon's soldiers found a giant Rosetta Stone. That thing basically acted like a universal remote for reading dead languages. Talk about a shady way to unlock history. 🗿 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #AncientEgypt
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Corny's Crazy Fact 🧚♂️ Napoleon's soldiers found a giant Rosetta Stone. That thing basically acted like a universal remote for reading dead languages. Talk about a shady way to unlock history. 🗿 #FairyNerdFather #CornysCrazyFacts #RealTalk #AncientEgypt
POP PANTHEON 🎤👑 Janet Jackson vs Madonna. One redefined the visual album, the other owned the MTV era. Who actually changed the game more? #PopRoyalty #Icons
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
POP PANTHEON 🎤👑 Janet Jackson vs Madonna. One redefined the visual album, the other owned the MTV era. Who actually changed the game more? #PopRoyalty #Icons
The Big Eight Highlights #33
The race to 8 answers is real! This 1-minute TikTok Live round had everyone typing as fast as they could.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #LiveTrivia
The race to 8 answers is real! This 1-minute TikTok Live round had everyone typing as fast as they could.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #LiveTrivia
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Big Eight Highlights #33
The race to 8 answers is real! This 1-minute TikTok Live round had everyone typing as fast as they could.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #LiveTrivia
The race to 8 answers is real! This 1-minute TikTok Live round had everyone typing as fast as they could.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #LiveTrivia
Cornelius's Edgy Insight 🧚♂️
VIRAL TREND FOCUS 📱💃: Hype or Facts? The Stanley cup craze is just the Pet Rock for the modern age. It's a water bottle, people. We're doing way too much for a handle. #StanleyCup #Trends #RealTalk
VIRAL TREND FOCUS 📱💃: Hype or Facts? The Stanley cup craze is just the Pet Rock for the modern age. It's a water bottle, people. We're doing way too much for a handle. #StanleyCup #Trends #RealTalk
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Cornelius's Edgy Insight 🧚♂️
VIRAL TREND FOCUS 📱💃: Hype or Facts? The Stanley cup craze is just the Pet Rock for the modern age. It's a water bottle, people. We're doing way too much for a handle. #StanleyCup #Trends #RealTalk
VIRAL TREND FOCUS 📱💃: Hype or Facts? The Stanley cup craze is just the Pet Rock for the modern age. It's a water bottle, people. We're doing way too much for a handle. #StanleyCup #Trends #RealTalk
The Big Eight Highlights #40
Closing out the round with a 1-minute scramble for 8 answers on TikTok Live! The energy was wild.
#PopTrivia #TheBig8 #LiveVibes
Closing out the round with a 1-minute scramble for 8 answers on TikTok Live! The energy was wild.
#PopTrivia #TheBig8 #LiveVibes
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The Big Eight Highlights #40
Closing out the round with a 1-minute scramble for 8 answers on TikTok Live! The energy was wild.
#PopTrivia #TheBig8 #LiveVibes
Closing out the round with a 1-minute scramble for 8 answers on TikTok Live! The energy was wild.
#PopTrivia #TheBig8 #LiveVibes
The Big Eight Highlights #32
Pure nostalgia! Can you find all 8 answers in under a minute? We took it back on the TikTok Live for this one.
#Nostalgia #TheBig8 #PopTrivia
Pure nostalgia! Can you find all 8 answers in under a minute? We took it back on the TikTok Live for this one.
#Nostalgia #TheBig8 #PopTrivia
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The Big Eight Highlights #32
Pure nostalgia! Can you find all 8 answers in under a minute? We took it back on the TikTok Live for this one.
#Nostalgia #TheBig8 #PopTrivia
Pure nostalgia! Can you find all 8 answers in under a minute? We took it back on the TikTok Live for this one.
#Nostalgia #TheBig8 #PopTrivia
Corny's back with a beauty tip that is literally TOXIC. 💀💄 Beauty is pain, but this is ridiculous! #CornisCrazyFacts, #DidYouKnow, #HistoryFacts, #VictorianEra, #Facts
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Corny's back with a beauty tip that is literally TOXIC. 💀💄 Beauty is pain, but this is ridiculous! #CornisCrazyFacts, #DidYouKnow, #HistoryFacts, #VictorianEra, #Facts
Cornelius's Edgy Insight 🧚♂️
Ancient Romans used aged human urine as mouthwash because the ammonia "cleaned" their teeth. Next time you complain about your morning breath, just be glad you aren't gargling piss. 🦷
#FairyNerdFather #AncientRome #History #GrossFacts #Health
Ancient Romans used aged human urine as mouthwash because the ammonia "cleaned" their teeth. Next time you complain about your morning breath, just be glad you aren't gargling piss. 🦷
#FairyNerdFather #AncientRome #History #GrossFacts #Health
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Cornelius's Edgy Insight 🧚♂️
Ancient Romans used aged human urine as mouthwash because the ammonia "cleaned" their teeth. Next time you complain about your morning breath, just be glad you aren't gargling piss. 🦷
#FairyNerdFather #AncientRome #History #GrossFacts #Health
Ancient Romans used aged human urine as mouthwash because the ammonia "cleaned" their teeth. Next time you complain about your morning breath, just be glad you aren't gargling piss. 🦷
#FairyNerdFather #AncientRome #History #GrossFacts #Health
The Big Eight Highlights #39
Can you beat the chat? You have one minute to find all 8 answers in this TikTok Live clip!
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #Interactive
Can you beat the chat? You have one minute to find all 8 answers in this TikTok Live clip!
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #Interactive
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The Big Eight Highlights #39
Can you beat the chat? You have one minute to find all 8 answers in this TikTok Live clip!
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #Interactive
Can you beat the chat? You have one minute to find all 8 answers in this TikTok Live clip!
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #Interactive
The Big Eight Highlights #31
8 answers standing between the chat and the points! Check out this 1-minute sprint from the TikTok Live.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #TriviaChallenge
8 answers standing between the chat and the points! Check out this 1-minute sprint from the TikTok Live.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #TriviaChallenge
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Big Eight Highlights #31
8 answers standing between the chat and the points! Check out this 1-minute sprint from the TikTok Live.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #TriviaChallenge
8 answers standing between the chat and the points! Check out this 1-minute sprint from the TikTok Live.
#TheBigEight #PopTrivia #TriviaChallenge
Cornelius is a tech expert... and a romantic? 💻🔥
#Cornelius #AWalkOnTheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #AWalkOnTheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Cornelius is a tech expert... and a romantic? 💻🔥
#Cornelius #AWalkOnTheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo
#Cornelius #AWalkOnTheCorniSide #Comedy #DadJokes #Innuendo