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Kelly Simonsen
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But enough about me.......
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Here's what is going to happen. Trump is going to seize (steal) all the drugs at the border, and then he is going to sell them using his mobster buddies, so he can line his pockets and his nose.
Here in Missouri Trump's bullshit bill has just kicked vets and homeless people off of food stamps. I hope Trump gets exactly what is coming to him.
October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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The last 3 shutdowns were all under Trump/GOP control. The GOP can’t govern, and America knows it.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀ 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 ❀ꗥ~ꗥ❀
September 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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At least 3 students shot at Evergreen High School outside of Denver, Colorado on 9/10/25.

50+ school shootings in 2025 should be a big deal and not a normal weekly event 😔😕😶
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
1 honeycrisp apple costs $2 here in Kansas City, MO. That is one SINGLE apple. WTF.
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The GOP usually LOVES these O’Keefe hidden cameras.

Let’s see what they have to say about this one admitting the Epstein coverup.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Sep 4
The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."
DOJ deputy chief: government will "redact every Republican" from Epstein client list
The deputy chief later said his comments were not based on what he's learned from his role at the DOJ.
www.axios.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
WTF Jennalisa, the Epstein survivor, actually voted for TRUMP? Are you fucking KIDDING me?????????????????????????????
September 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Is Virginia still just for lovers?
August 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
So, I went to the Missouri State Fair today. I knew I was going to be exposed to a million hillbillies, but man it was worse than I thought. However, what made it all worthwhile was the World's Largest Rubber Duck! Also, the big white tents are the MO GOP and the dingy little tent is for MO Dems.
August 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Has Donald Trump ordered the hit on Maxwell yet?
August 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell is a lesbian who molested many little girls. She inflicted as much or more trauma on them as Epstein. She is a narcissistic liar with zero credibility.
July 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Never Forget
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Today I achieved what very few people do - I have a perfect credit score. Guarantee you that Musk & Trump don't. I have 2 credit cards and always pay them off in full every month, and I always pay my bills as soon as they arrive. Took awhile to get here but I finally made it. 🧁
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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No competent prosecutor with any integrity would give any credibility to Ghislaine Maxwell's testimony now much less ask a court to let her review grand jury of other witnesses so she can tailor her testimony to match.
July 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why is Ozzy Osbourne dead and Trump alive? Makes no sense at all.
July 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump just killed Ozzy Osbourne to distract from the Epstein files.
July 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@SecretService it's time to leak what you all deleted from your cell phones on J6, as well as what you all know about the fake assassination attempt that Trump had you stage.
July 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I came up with a super cool name for a guy - Rapadarius - and I invented it when I was thinking out of the box one day. Come to find out, some 18 year old Romanian dude calls himself that. I did NOT give him permission. Also, I have decided it means KING OF THE WORLD. Feel free to use it 🙂
July 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The citizens are not going to stand for this shit. They are going to start opening fire on ICE. Fire and Ice.... it comes on like a flame but then it turns a cold shoulder.
July 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
THE ENTIRE GOP'S THEME SONG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5tx...
Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Van Halen
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dan Bongino isn't even smart enough to remove his information from public sources - he has no business working in government.
July 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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If Trump had a tear drop tattoo for every death he is responsible for his entire body would be black and he would have to deport himself.
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Prompting them to question? I can give you the answer right now - it made it IMPOSSIBLE for the agency to coordinate. Question is, why did Musk/Trump dismantle these systems? #TrumpHolocaust
July 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM