my bf is playing league with friends and apparently now he’s a “jungler”. i’ve been with him for over 2 years, we live together, and he never mentioned he can juggle. all men do is lie

i know ariana grande didn’t force this guy to cheat on his wife or anything and it’s wrong to put all the blame on her in the situation, but let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for her the family would still be together because no one else would sleep with this goblin ass looking dude

god sends his toughest soldiers to the toughest battles (there’s a 20% off on squishmallows and i’m just a girl)

charli xcx is in my spotify wrapped but now when i hear her songs i remember that brittany broski said that charli would give birth to a child that’s a cigarette with a human face and i can’t stop thinking abt that

for christmas i want mental health please santa

bitches rage about having to take birth control because there’s no male birth control, but need birth control so they won’t off themselves the week before their period (i’m bitches)

Mountain bluebird (Sialia currucoides)

But when did "and the city" evolve?

Venom 3 must’ve been really disappointing because I’ve literally heard nothing about it from my monster fucker friends