Oh, so it's all of your faults that we send these every day as we wake up now.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Beyond useless, though she has many friends she could learn from, and would like to.

Fishing, however?

(Not pictured: the "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me" hat)

Wow I did this so long ago it was under my old handle, my answers have not changed though.

I humbly submit for your consideration, the Anguras: Cyrelle and Mina, the mains of @mooterus.bsky.social and I respectively; who have been together for a long time IC. We've wanted to get something done of them for a while but never could decide what, so we'd be honored if the muse strikes you!

With her parents, even.