Through sheer hatred I will jump through every hoop imaginable to avoid installing an app

All good, no one is perfect. Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and keep going.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't change yourself to get approval from an individual. Engage selflessly in the things you love and find interesting. The right people will notice that and come to you.

Oh like, that's fine. I'm totally horny for some people's avatars, but like, I don't make that the foundation for my social interaction. Most of the time it's just being horny from afar.

Most of my good friends I am zero attracted to their fursonas.

I wouldn't go down that route. I don't quite know how to articulate it but you don't really want the attention or approval of someone who is purely focused on someone's avatar.

I've never seen them before! They looked disgusting. I should buy some.

At least the zebra cakes are Iridium coloured.

Viggen cakes too obscene to be displayed in supermarkets.

Agent is lovely.

So sad that the Australian national museum removed the drop bear page. It was such a good way to perpetuate the joke

Good size

I get a tinge of cranky when people gift me ‘stuff’. I’ve still got an air fryer in a box from three years ago. I didn’t need an air fryer, I know what oven technology is!

He really did! “Good in the mind, fucked in the body!” He’d say

Mwah!

It was amazing. I would have been a raging pile of misery.

Thank you, I'll be okay!

Thanks, I’ll be okay!

Thanks. I’ll be okay!