Fairbank Otter
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Fairbank Otter
@fairbank.bsky.social
Aussie otter. Geologist. I smash rocks on my tummy, sometimes on pool toys. Posts muscle, hyper, inflatables and gardening.
Through sheer hatred I will jump through every hoop imaginable to avoid installing an app
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
All good, no one is perfect. Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and keep going.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't change yourself to get approval from an individual. Engage selflessly in the things you love and find interesting. The right people will notice that and come to you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh like, that's fine. I'm totally horny for some people's avatars, but like, I don't make that the foundation for my social interaction. Most of the time it's just being horny from afar.

Most of my good friends I am zero attracted to their fursonas.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I wouldn't go down that route. I don't quite know how to articulate it but you don't really want the attention or approval of someone who is purely focused on someone's avatar.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've never seen them before! They looked disgusting. I should buy some.

At least the zebra cakes are Iridium coloured.

Viggen cakes too obscene to be displayed in supermarkets.
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Agent is lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So sad that the Australian national museum removed the drop bear page. It was such a good way to perpetuate the joke
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Good size
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I get a tinge of cranky when people gift me ‘stuff’. I’ve still got an air fryer in a box from three years ago. I didn’t need an air fryer, I know what oven technology is!
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He really did! “Good in the mind, fucked in the body!” He’d say
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mwah!
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It was amazing. I would have been a raging pile of misery.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Thank you, I'll be okay!
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Thanks, I’ll be okay!
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Thanks. I’ll be okay!
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM