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Add the Knicks getting eliminated last night and this still doesn’t even out. These last two games have been painful without Harper. It hurts that the team is this strong, but seems to be so narrowly focused that it hurts their ability to adapt to injuries.
A screenshot of the “My games” list from the ESPN app showing the results of MLB games on 31 May 2025. The Milwaukee Brewers defeated the Philadelphia Phillies 17-7 and the Los Angeles Dodgers defeated the New York Yankees 18-2. The poster is a fan of the Phillies and the Dodgers, and especially dislikes the Yankees.
June 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Wait, does this bird watching app have rare drop indicators for birds you record?
A screenshot of a list of birds detected in a recording from the Merlin Bird ID app. Some birds have checkbox indicators that they have been observed on a “Life List.” The list item for “Black-capped Chickadee” has a red dot indicating that it is considered rare.
May 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Just heard on the Phillies broadcast that the Rockies are now 8-42. Couldn’t help but think of the Beastie Boys.
The lyrics to “She’s Crafty” by the Beastie Boys: “I think her name is Lucy, but they all call her Loose I think I thought I seen her on Eighth and Forty-deuce”
May 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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For as frequently as you heard about MLB logos being combined for P0-0P scoreboards or TeTas hats, I would have expected to see this juxtaposition far sooner.
The logos of the Philadelphia Phillies, Los Angeles Dodgers, and Pittsburgh Pirates are arranged next to each other to spell out the onomatopoeia "PLAP"
May 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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You know you’re shooting at the right venue when…
In the green room or tonight’s venue, the graffiti reads “be gay do crimes” in silver paint on a black door, accompanied by a silver spray paint upside down pentagram
August 13, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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This sums up why I keep coming back to this app.
A zoomed in view of the word cloud from the quoted skeet. The juxtaposed phrase “glorious horror hole” is featured.
August 2, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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She Jazzin’ my Jackrabbit while I’m Jillian’ off her Jungle.
A screenshot of Jill of the Jungle (1992), a pc platformer with pixel art graphics, the game’s blonde femme protagonist, wearing a green bodysuit, stands atop a field of mushrooms in space under primitive bisexual lighting. The game’s narration in the middle of a field of asteroids and planetoids reads “Five hundred miles away from her starting point, Jill wanders into a strange and mystical grove of mushrooms. Transforming back into her human form, she stops to ponder the situation. This is a place unlike anything seen by the eyes of a human.”
July 28, 2023 at 11:35 AM