fail better soon
failbettersoon.bsky.social
fail better soon
@failbettersoon.bsky.social
spare a thought for michael dukakis today.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Voters Respond: 67% Would Still Love Even If Sandworm.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mamdani to Implement Shai-Hulud Law:
Free Spice, Mandatory Uneven Gait for All Pedestrians Across Five Boroughs
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Major Twist:
Mamdani Implements Shyamalan Law in Sixth Borough,
Was Ghost Whole Time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
a foggy forest with trees and shrubs in the foreground
Alt: an evergreen forest
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
they’re garlanding grijalva.
in fact, they’re attempting to effectively garland congress entirely.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the way they won all those “best places to work” awards was by not allowing anybody who hadn’t been in the same job there at least a year fill out the survey.
oh, and by subcontracting the janitorial labor, so those who got paid the least to do the most/worst work weren’t technically employees.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
always had these rules at wh0le f00ds.
soooo many [often contradictory] rules micromanaging customer interactions [and all other aspects of employee behavior]. impossible for any employee not to accumulate a fireable number of documented tiny infractions. 1/3+ frontline workforce turnover annually.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“new paper suggests AI improves both efficiency and effectiveness of bigotry"
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“new paper suggests AI can improve both efficiency and effectiveness of bigotry"
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"new paper suggests bigots still be doing the bigotry"
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
absolutely giddy with anticipation for the several banger remixes of this priceless jawn!
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
waiting to see this thread, as screen-shotted on reddit, reproduced and disseminated in the coming days/weeks by rw media as evidence of widespread voter-fraud.
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
we are the goon squad and we’re coming to town. beep beep.
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
that’s seven years of snap.

in one year
ten guys
increased their wealth
by the entire annual domestic food aid budget
of the richest nation in the world
that feeds 42 million people...
TIMES SEVEN.
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM