I brought you into this world and honestly, that was pretty fucked up of me to do to you.

Source: Me to my 17 year old

Hey! I already lost mine and was hoping against hope that the fucking cowards in congress would ensure the ACA would be around for me. But nah, just raw dogging 2025 with no insurance because our elected officials are cowards.

Guess that shows me for hoping!

That destroyer lord has me dusting off some skorpekhs that have been languishing for two years.

Side note: I feel like making sure my tone comes off as nice online has ruined my ability to punctuate properly. There were so many exclamation marks in that.

I know! I added you on friends but I've never caught you on! I'm like "I should send a letter! That's a very middle earth thing to do"

Unfortunately there is no Vyvanse in middle earth, so I always forget! My characters name is Alanath!-

Ignore my blender bottle. Or don't. I like Ghost a lot!

GOOD MORNING

I made it to Rivendell yesterday.

Do you think we both play captains because we have a fantasy about yelling at politicians to just shut up and dig the hole?

I can vouch for the effectiveness of a pastrami on rye. A tool of chaos.

Sliwa is a dude I don't want to see in charge of anything, but he's probably a good chat over a beer.

I feel like I owe him a beer for that.

It's still fucking jarring to see him get quote tweeted and be like "I played WoW with him when we were all early 20s idiots."

ngl, I name dropped the tenuous connection once in real life to a girl I was trying to date.

Knowing @iwriteok.bsky.social for a brief period got me a date.

I mean, they hate everyone else who does it.

But that's what they want their girls to look like! Just, you know, obedient. To them and white jesus. Mar-a-lago face says A LOT about the hypocrisy of american conservatives.

As an American, I just don't understand the beans. I like beans, I love beans! But for breakfast? Someone more cultured than me please explain the beans.