fail-safe.bsky.social
@fail-safe.bsky.social
*robotic pinball-machine voice*
"Mmm-multi Ball!!!"
"Mmm-multi Ball!!!"
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
*robotic pinball-machine voice*
"Mmm-multi Ball!!!"
"Mmm-multi Ball!!!"
"Is the line free?"
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"Is the line free?"
. o O ( This is some sort of trap. I'm not sure how yet, but... )
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
. o O ( This is some sort of trap. I'm not sure how yet, but... )
"You know I'm the only guy in this neighborhood with an Ark in his driveway?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"You know I'm the only guy in this neighborhood with an Ark in his driveway?"
Planning is key.
(found on Bluesky but neglected to get creators name)
(found on Bluesky but neglected to get creators name)
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Planning is key.
(found on Bluesky but neglected to get creators name)
(found on Bluesky but neglected to get creators name)
See, detente.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
See, detente.
. o O ( If only you used your powers for good... )
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
. o O ( If only you used your powers for good... )
You get Scotty in that chair and you just know that they'll give the phaser banks a work-out.
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You get Scotty in that chair and you just know that they'll give the phaser banks a work-out.
It was 'Master of Magic' and we all know it in our hearts...
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It was 'Master of Magic' and we all know it in our hearts...
"E.D.F.! E.D.F.!!"
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"E.D.F.! E.D.F.!!"
I went too far out on the limb.
A third plate has left me in danger of napping during Jays game...
A third plate has left me in danger of napping during Jays game...
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I went too far out on the limb.
A third plate has left me in danger of napping during Jays game...
A third plate has left me in danger of napping during Jays game...
. o O ( Wait ... weren't we using nginx? Where the hell is this routing to? )
October 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
. o O ( Wait ... weren't we using nginx? Where the hell is this routing to? )
Red Dwarf and Doctor Who (Tom Baker) for me.
And I saw a lot of Cadfael with my Mom.
And I saw a lot of Cadfael with my Mom.
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Red Dwarf and Doctor Who (Tom Baker) for me.
And I saw a lot of Cadfael with my Mom.
And I saw a lot of Cadfael with my Mom.
THAC0 is the basis of any sane and well-ordered society!
October 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
THAC0 is the basis of any sane and well-ordered society!
The Revolution Will Be Delicious.
October 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Revolution Will Be Delicious.
Finding MUDs in university probably really hurt my productivity ... but worth it.
RIP TrekMUSE
RIP TrekMUSE
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Finding MUDs in university probably really hurt my productivity ... but worth it.
RIP TrekMUSE
RIP TrekMUSE
Whenever I see choucroute I have a sudden urge to travel for a snack...
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Whenever I see choucroute I have a sudden urge to travel for a snack...
2028 - all teams will be relocated to American cities.
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
2028 - all teams will be relocated to American cities.
I am unreasonably happy...
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I am unreasonably happy...
What was the regular order?
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What was the regular order?
I mean... are they not possibly referring to the U.S. as a remnant of the British Empire?
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I mean... are they not possibly referring to the U.S. as a remnant of the British Empire?
You've already been through Ottawa earlier this year I think?
Dang, I've squandered my shot...
Dang, I've squandered my shot...
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You've already been through Ottawa earlier this year I think?
Dang, I've squandered my shot...
Dang, I've squandered my shot...
*looks up over side of dumpster*
"NOW he tells us!"
"NOW he tells us!"
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
*looks up over side of dumpster*
"NOW he tells us!"
"NOW he tells us!"
This is the sort of book that demands to be printed in green ink.
August 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is the sort of book that demands to be printed in green ink.