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fahey younger
@faheyyounger.bsky.social
Former comedian. Current carb whore.
CEO & Founder Younger Hill Property Advocates Buyers Agent, Vendor's Advocate + Your Home Property Management
Breaking down the B(uy) S(ell) of Real Estate
Melbourne Australia 🌏
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The word genius is bandied about, but in this case, I'm are one. 😁
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Who is this Bint, aside from your best option for Buyers Agent? A traveller, whippet/Iggy mom, fierce rainbow ally & Pilates swearer. Former professional comedian who loves a Sports Doco, and someone who will push a small child out of the way to get to the party pies and honey joys. Hi Fahey!
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Oh so now you're making fun of his immensely delicate sensitivity? His unique and tender distinctiveness? His soft, fragile, easily damaged skin? That's punching down, my friend!
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey, NAB I see you can clear an outgoing payment within minutes, yet three days later, the incoming transfer sent at the same time to cover the payment is still “pending.” Convenient, considering daily interest keeps adding up — all in your favour. Smells like predatory banking.
September 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Vendor advocacy is the most fun you can have... with other people's money. 😁 We advised, then project managed a minor renovation of a fabulous '70s apartment in a killer Carlton North location and bought in James Pilliner from Nelson Alexander to sell and boy did he deliver! 🗝️🍾🏡
September 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Where am I?
August 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
BTS action with our killer team.
Prepping this stunning home for sale takes a village.
Vendor Advocacy done right.

@youngerandhill
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@arthur_psarras
@stylingrealestatemelbourne

Nothing beats a full-service set up.
Curated. Certitude. Captured.
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
23 down, 23 to go. 💙
I love you like butter loves crumpets!
Happy anniversary to my absolute number one. 😍
BS+FSY 16/06/2002
June 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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The word genius is bandied about... 😁
June 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Excellent initiative, really well executed. More of thui human first care, please. Reach out if you can help. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
How an empty building in Melbourne's CBD was transformed into a home
In the middle of a housing crisis, when a sizeable amount of commercial real estate is sitting vacant, the Make Room project is billed as a blueprint for giving under-utilised buildings new life as re...
www.abc.net.au
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dammit, Janet! You glorious hurricane in heels! Someone give this woman a larger platform, a parade and possibly her own religion - stat!
www.advocate.com/news/janet-m...
Maine Gov. Janet Mills beats Donald Trump, gets school meal funds restored while defending trans kids
She said she would see him in court. She did. She won.
www.advocate.com
May 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
First Federal (Aust) election for our eldest. Their last election resulted in Trump being elected, so they're not very optimistic. You come for the Democracy but you stay for the sossy. #auspol #labor
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Is that a glimmer of hope I see?
#auspol #labor
May 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hands down the funniest opening to a Comedy Festival Show I've ever seen. Bravo!! www.instagram.com/stories/kine...
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April 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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He's the best leader, no one better they say. Best.
April 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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One of my kids, years ago, complained to me that he was bored. I replied:
"Buddy, you're in a room full of toys with a television, your brother and a puppy. Outside is a big yard with more toys, and two neighbors with kids your age. If you're bored, I'm not sure I can help you any further..."
April 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy Anniversary to us!
Six years ago—on International Women’s Day and my darling Dad’s birthday—Younger Hill + Your Home came to life. In a world where small business struggles, we are firing on all cylinders. Real estate advocacy is our fervent joy! I'm 100% grateful for this team and their love
March 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You know, THIS!
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Disgraceful, despicable question asked by a vacuous moron in a roomful of his equals... and President Zelensky.
March 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I liked it better when Idiocracy was a movie and not a documentary...
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
First, Kierkegaard then Helena Christensen, now this? Denmark - bringing out the Chef's Kiss since 8th Century AD www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/bak...
Bakery in Denmark starts selling bright orange Donald Trump ‘moron’ cakes
A bakery in Denmark has started selling bright orange Donald Trump 'moron' cakes.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
January 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Last week was a hectic one of planning, project managing, vendor offers to consider and some fevered purchase negotiations - it didn't all go our way (because some agents are twonks 🤬) 😁 but some face time with Your Home's own ML Zee makes it all ok again. Then, there are always more pretty houses.
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM