I have thoughts but respect the artists too much to skeet them

Thought this was Taylor Lautner 🤪

Some of you need this

Kinky

I woke up yesterday to a man with a neon cross profile pic having liked 14 of my photos. Immediate block—gotta contain the horny to 2-3 notifications.

Alternatively some dudes like the last photo of me with my ex after I follow them which feels like a “nice try buddy” 🙃

Now show us @jportnw.bsky.social

One time a hot young guy dumped me to immediately enter another relationship and it was painful but he explained he had to be with this new guy bc they both listen to Red Scare. That statement set me free.

Valid

This prompted me to Google whether he is currently embroiled in scandal. The answer seems to be yes, perpetually, but not right this moment?

So, horny?

Tate is one of the legs

Yes but perhaps if we still owned a hobby farm and collected antiques and had a variety of loving animals, but it’s NOT a relationship…

I thought your brand was surprisingly aggressive f*ggot?