goooood morning, may your skin be clear and your crops be flourishing

this is blasphemy

waitttt so are you saying you throw/shoot on “scissors”?

because the only way I’ve ever played is rock-paper-scissors-shoot (throwing on the fourth beat/shoot).

these cookies are upsettingly good - vaughn’s recipes never miss 🤤

I love my social time on the weekends, and I hate losing that just so I can have a tiny buzz on Friday night that doesn’t make that much of a difference 🤷🏼‍♂️

this is why I basically never drink anymore 😭

and also Aaron who is a precious soul who must be protected at all costs

love of my life ✨Toby ✨

I need one NOW

AND all the PA Supreme Court justices got retained too 🥹