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Sam
@faernestitch.bsky.social
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As previously seen on the bird app.

She/They. Queer. Possibly a Fern. 🌿 Can be found chittering at crows, drinking wine, and cooking. Likely whispering at spiders.

Pro-choice. Pro-vax. Pro-EDIA. Anti-zionist. Anti-billionaire. Anti-AI.
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faernestitch.bsky.social
Absolutely cackling at this label. It may have been rude, but was it wrong?

Anyways, I stand by my original reply: @microsoft.com are f*cking m*rons if they roll out voice as primary input. It categorically will not work and no one wants it.

Additionally - stop shoving g*dd*mn AI down my throat.
A screengrab of a reply on Bluesky saying that an operating system using voice as primary input is a dumb fucking move and calling Microsoft fucking morons. It has had 1 label placed on it by Bluesky moderators indicating that it contains rude content.
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
faernestitch.bsky.social
9. Wandering in the woods and looking at growing green things.

10. Cookbooks! Food in general. This is Food and Win's 2015 'Market Math'.

11. Fancy cocktails, sunny patios, and wide-brimmed hats

12. Strawberries! And gardening in general.
Leafy green forest. Three tree trunks are clearly visible, surrounded by low-hanging branches of neighbouring trees, lichen and moss, and large ferns. Sunlight streams down from the canopy. A picture of a cookbook with a recipe for Kale and Broccoli Stem Salad with Leek Vinaigrette. The recipe is in a column on the left side of the back in black text on a white background. A picture of the salad in a white bowl with a fork is on the right side of the page. A white hand holding holding stemmed wine glass with the words "aperol spritz" on the side. The cocktail is orange and has an orange slice and a black straw in it. The hand has a silver thumb ring and the nail is painted a summery robin's egg blue. A wide-brimmed straw hat is on the table in the background, with a faint view of the seaside behind that. A hanging straw and black metal hanging basket containing strawberry plants. There are seven visible bright red strawberries hanging over the sides, and two green strawberries just starting to ripen.
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
faernestitch.bsky.social
5. Looking out at the sea and the mountains.

6. This soup package with a good message.

7. Vibrant and boisturous flowers - in this case, rudbeckias.

8. Working with my hands and the smell of sawdust, oil, and solvent.
A view through a gap in some trees looking out at calm blue sea water. Far away mountains are visible in the distance. The bottom of a soup package. In red cursive font over a yellow background it says "Eat well and be nice to people". A large bunch of bright yellow flowers with large dark centres planted in a grey pot. A close up of carpentry project that is midway through being stained - one half of the board is the light beige of white oak and the other half is being stained a golden brown. The picture doesn't show what the full item is.
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
faernestitch.bsky.social
1. Local farms and vineyards. I love seeing the vines grow over the summer.

2. Locally made foccacia and cooking in the backyard with second-hand finds.

3. Used bookstores. All used bookstores, but especially the chaotic gremlin ones.

4. Good chocolate. Also freeze-dried strawberries.
A view down a short grassy hill with 8 pine trees scattered across it. In the background is a rows and rows of grapes in a thriving vineyard, and beyond are horse paddocks and a clear blue sky. A loaf of garlic and herb foccacia wrapped in parchment paper on an outdoor wooden table. Next to it are a blue ceramic collander with a white floral design on the rim, and a stemless wine glass painted with pine boughs and containing white wine. A corner of a room in a bookstore with floor to ceiling wooden shelves bursting with used books. More used books are in stacks and racks on the floor. A small square of blue carpet is visible under all the books. A fancy pink chocolate package with white and gold writing on the label reading "Rose Petal & Strawberry 76% dark chocolate".
August 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
faernestitch.bsky.social
Are you F*CKING kidding me!?
Screengrab of a cell phone. The screen shows the Hinge dating app setup page with an option to use AI photo suggestions rather than uploading actual photos.
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM