It's like dealing with that obnoxious boss you had, who refuses to understand "we can't do that in six months", except anytime you complain, people insist he holds a PhD in every subject on earth.

Thanks so much! Yeah, I'm a book gremlin introvert, but I'm trying to awkwardly convince the internet that I actually exist? We'll see how that goes...

Literally had this exact experience yesterday. Just full on "what was wrong with me, and what did I think I was doing?" level writer-amnesia. Ugh.