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James 🔞
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I yap about Frank and Anaris sometimes.
#daocfrank
#daocanaris
okay ¾ then 😇
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Could never be sick of Ellisia.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
and i would do it again.
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Earl is just a lonely snail staring at his own reflection. His little name tag mirrored, making him think he has a friend.
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
dont use sad simba against me
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yea. Half of him.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
no
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i hope you get eaten.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I dunno what you mean.
I am perfection.
*shakes leo manes*
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
dunno why you would want to be in an enclosed space when you have the whole ass ocean available to you but okay.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Earl eats the other snail once he's fattened her up a bit.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
they live in shipwrecks and move from one to the other. duh. Have you not seen the little mermaid?
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
didnt really need saving but okay
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
so Earl can use his antennas to feed the other snail.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He burned it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
uhuh sure.
anyway.
tigers who live underwater obviously become tiger sharks and they dont need apartments.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He's not my creation.
I just recycled him.

*skates away*
a reindeer with antlers is running on ice
ALT: a reindeer with antlers is running on ice
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
how did the snail put it in a bun if it has no thumbs.
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yes. Half.
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I knew it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
please do show me their apartments on land, hanna.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
you're talking crazy for even just assuming the snail needs a fork to eat chinese food. What is this...a white snail? It has two antennas on its head it can use for chopsticks.
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They could if they wanted.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
you dont need thumbs to hold a fork.
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM