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Tastes like a true crime podcast
“White Mystery”-flavored Airheads candy
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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…or die.
Ad from the Just Say No campaign. There are two joints in an X shape with the words “Just say no.” below them.
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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American Treasure Tour in Oaks, PA (suburban Philly). Just filled to the brim with so much insane junk.
Statue of the Fonz surrounded by junk A warehouse filled with so much junk, including a bunch of signs, planes, and fairground organs. Big grotesque Papier-mâché Trump, Ted Kennedy, and possibly Brittney Spears? There’s a small Spider-Man and some other junk too. In the foreground, someone is talking a pic of the junk with their phone. A monstrous bumper car or something, with an orange face, mean eyes, and sharp teeth. Miss Piggy and Raggedy Anne are riding in it. This is junk surrounded by more junk.
August 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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A real-life @chrissimpsons.bsky.social drawing.
Drawing of the Wizard of Oz poster by chrissimpsonartist, where everyone looks deformed and horrifying, just like the Skydance failson.
July 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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From the movie Black Dynamite. After Black Dynamite says he’s declaring war on anyone selling drugs to the community, a pimp replies, incredulously, “But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!”
July 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Fatality
Original Mortal Kombat game. Scorpion does a fatality move and chops a guy’s torso off, then looks to the camera and proudly puts his hands on his hips.
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Image from the show Succession. A man in a suit is sitting at a fancy restaurant. He is holding up a small bird he is about to eat whole, while a napkin is draped over his head and face to hide the shame of the indulgence.
March 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Lately, Mo has become super vocal and absolutely *~screams~* ♪( ´▽｀) at us when he wants something (usually food or a toy). I like to think he’s cursing like a sailor in cat-ese.
#art #comics #cats
Black and white cartoon of a cat looking unhinged and screaming, “F@$#!” Color photo of a black cat sitting on a stove (turned off!), screaming and looking unhinged.
January 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Getting ripped
#art #comics
Black and white cartoon of two muscle men. The one on the right is standing over a barbell and the one on the left is pointing at him and saying, “We’re getting ripped today, bro.” Black and white cartoon of two muscle men. The one on the right starts to bend down to pick up the barbell and the one on the left is pumping him up and shouting, “Getting ripped, bro!” Black and white cartoon of two muscle men. The one on the right is grabbing a barbell and about to lift; his tongue is sticking out and he has an intense concentration. The one on the left is shouting, “GETTING RIPPPPED!” Black and white cartoon of two muscle men. The one on the right tries to lift up the barbell but his forearms pop off at the elbows and his hands are still grasping the barbell. He has X’s for eyes. The one on the left is aghast and, hands covering his mouth, whispers, “bro.”
January 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Current mood
An image from the comic Bone. Phony Bone has a maniacal look and is shouting, “Smiley! Start pourin’! Nothin’ like a little alcohol to grease th’ wheels of mob mentality! Right, boys?!” There are a bunch of drunk patrons crowding around the bar with outstretched tankards, wanting a refill of beer.
January 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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There’s another explanation
Homer Simpson wearing the hell toupee from a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode. He’s holding a sledgehammer. His eyes are squinty and he has a wry smile.
December 27, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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Good morning.
#cats #caturday
Photo of a black cat sitting on the photographer’s stomach on a couch. The cat is all black and has a sleepy expression. Its eyes are open slightly and its pupils are very narrow.
November 2, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Emo
#art #cats
Digital cartoon drawing of a cat with a sour expression and an emo haircut with spiky bangs over its eyes. The cat is drawn in pink digital ink.
November 2, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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Happy Halloween 🎃 🐈‍⬛
#cats
Photo of a black cat clutching a mummy dangly toy in his claws and looking at the camera with large pupils.
October 31, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Gloomy
#art
Digital cartoon drawing of a black cat shrouded in darkness.
October 31, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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Sharpener
Digital cartoon drawing of an orange cat with an impatient look on its face and a cocked eyebrow, and using a nail file to sharpen its claws.
October 26, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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Cat breath
Cartoon drawing of an orange cat face, sort of cubist style. The cat is saying “Meow!” written in pea soup green and coming out of the cat’s mouth.
October 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Red and blue graffiti on a roof. Sorta looks like a dragon and has the text, “Hotter than the devil’s dick.” White graffiti on a wall beside a highway. Tag is “KRAP,” and there’s a red Santa hat on the A. Large graffiti on a wall beside a highway. Blue tag reads “TOEFLOP.” Colorful Mario graffiti on a green cylindrical hatch on a trail. Mario’s outfit is the American flag for some reason: hat and pants are white with red stripes and shirt is blue with white stars.
October 13, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Saying a prayer to manifest into existence a Michigan-Louisiana Monroe game so we get a QB matchup of Alex Orji v. General Booty
September 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Shout out to the extremely French DJ at the track last night
Extremely French-looking DJ at the women’s 200m track final, wearing sunglasses and an olive green jacket with the sleeves rolled up
August 7, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Not boykisser.expert too!!
I’m blocked by two accounts, including one called boykisser.expert
July 13, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Article has real Marge Simpson vibes
Marge Simpson receiving a diploma and saying, “Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need.”
June 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Duolingo, you feeling okay buddy?
New iOS icon for the language learning app Duolingo. The cartoon owl mascot looks like he’s super old and wrinkly, and yearning for the sweet release of death. Really makes you want to waste time on an app instead of spending quality time with friends and family and enjoying life before you catch the Duolingo plague.
April 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Copied
Digital cartoon drawing of a cat’s face against a lime green background. The outline is a little blotchy, like artifacts from a photocopy.
January 13, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Easy to imagine if you’ve got certain “friends”
Logo for the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego TV show, with an image of a woman in profile wearing a red fedora and red trenchcoat
January 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM