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He/Him, 23. Voice actor, video editor, bad takes enthusiast.
So sad I'm missing this event by a thread cause of work, but I can't wait to see how it turns out!
Last year's tourney was rad and this one is gonna be equally sick, wishing everyone playing the best!
Last year's tourney was rad and this one is gonna be equally sick, wishing everyone playing the best!
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So sad I'm missing this event by a thread cause of work, but I can't wait to see how it turns out!
Last year's tourney was rad and this one is gonna be equally sick, wishing everyone playing the best!
Last year's tourney was rad and this one is gonna be equally sick, wishing everyone playing the best!
Pure, unyielding rage does a lot to a guy.
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Pure, unyielding rage does a lot to a guy.
She gave me a copy of Gamer. Judge her.
November 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
She gave me a copy of Gamer. Judge her.
Kung Fu Panda: Panda Paws - 2/10
This gets the honorary "least reason to exist" award. I spent longer writing this review than the whole length of the movie.
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This gets the honorary "least reason to exist" award. I spent longer writing this review than the whole length of the movie.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda: Panda Paws’ (2016) ★
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April 10, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Kung Fu Panda: Panda Paws - 2/10
This gets the honorary "least reason to exist" award. I spent longer writing this review than the whole length of the movie.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fzlpT
This gets the honorary "least reason to exist" award. I spent longer writing this review than the whole length of the movie.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fzlpT
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll - 5/10
It's fine, I guess? I really ran out of stuff to talk about with these short films quickly, won't even lie...It could have been worse? The animation at least was a little cute.
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It's fine, I guess? I really ran out of stuff to talk about with these short films quickly, won't even lie...It could have been worse? The animation at least was a little cute.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fzf33
Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll’ (2015) ★★½
It's fine, I guess? I really ran out of stuff to talk about with these short films quickly, won't even lie...It could have been worse? The animation at least was a little cute. THE GOOD! • Of the 2D…
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April 10, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll - 5/10
It's fine, I guess? I really ran out of stuff to talk about with these short films quickly, won't even lie...It could have been worse? The animation at least was a little cute.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fzf33
It's fine, I guess? I really ran out of stuff to talk about with these short films quickly, won't even lie...It could have been worse? The animation at least was a little cute.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fzf33
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters - 3/10
This was made by the same guy who made the Emoji Movie. A boring side-story about characters you don't remember with a story you will forget. Oogway's the only good part.
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This was made by the same guy who made the Emoji Movie. A boring side-story about characters you don't remember with a story you will forget. Oogway's the only good part.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters’ (2011) ★½
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April 10, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters - 3/10
This was made by the same guy who made the Emoji Movie. A boring side-story about characters you don't remember with a story you will forget. Oogway's the only good part.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fz6QF
This was made by the same guy who made the Emoji Movie. A boring side-story about characters you don't remember with a story you will forget. Oogway's the only good part.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fz6QF
Kung Fu Panda Holiday - 5/10
If you told me this was an episode from the TV show, I'd believe you. Tolerable enough, but hardly worth seeking out, this sure is a Christmas special starring the Kung Fu Panda characters.
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If you told me this was an episode from the TV show, I'd believe you. Tolerable enough, but hardly worth seeking out, this sure is a Christmas special starring the Kung Fu Panda characters.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda Holiday’ (2010) ★½
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April 10, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Kung Fu Panda Holiday - 5/10
If you told me this was an episode from the TV show, I'd believe you. Tolerable enough, but hardly worth seeking out, this sure is a Christmas special starring the Kung Fu Panda characters.
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If you told me this was an episode from the TV show, I'd believe you. Tolerable enough, but hardly worth seeking out, this sure is a Christmas special starring the Kung Fu Panda characters.
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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five - 6/10
Oddly charming. A cute, if unmemorable set of shorts that do the best they can with their short length and flat characters.
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Oddly charming. A cute, if unmemorable set of shorts that do the best they can with their short length and flat characters.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five’ (2008) ★★★
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April 10, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five - 6/10
Oddly charming. A cute, if unmemorable set of shorts that do the best they can with their short length and flat characters.
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Oddly charming. A cute, if unmemorable set of shorts that do the best they can with their short length and flat characters.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fyKAP
Kung Fu Panda 3 - 7/10
Charming, if a little simple. Noticeably weaker than the first two, but it deserves more credit than it got during its initial release.
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Charming, if a little simple. Noticeably weaker than the first two, but it deserves more credit than it got during its initial release.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda 3’ (2016) ★★★½
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April 10, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Kung Fu Panda 3 - 7/10
Charming, if a little simple. Noticeably weaker than the first two, but it deserves more credit than it got during its initial release.
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Charming, if a little simple. Noticeably weaker than the first two, but it deserves more credit than it got during its initial release.
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Kung Fu Panda 2 - 9/10
I came close to crying more than I'd like to admit while watching this. Everywhere the original was great, the sequel matches if not exceeds. Not perfect, especially with its messy pacing, but pretty damn close.
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I came close to crying more than I'd like to admit while watching this. Everywhere the original was great, the sequel matches if not exceeds. Not perfect, especially with its messy pacing, but pretty damn close.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda 2’ (2011) ★★★★½
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April 10, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Kung Fu Panda 2 - 9/10
I came close to crying more than I'd like to admit while watching this. Everywhere the original was great, the sequel matches if not exceeds. Not perfect, especially with its messy pacing, but pretty damn close.
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I came close to crying more than I'd like to admit while watching this. Everywhere the original was great, the sequel matches if not exceeds. Not perfect, especially with its messy pacing, but pretty damn close.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fxTpf
Kung Fu Panda - 9/10
No secret ingredient here- just genuine quality all around. I've long held the opinion this is Dreamworks' strongest franchise, and this film still holds up fantastically. No notes, just...Please seek this one out, it's worth it.
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No secret ingredient here- just genuine quality all around. I've long held the opinion this is Dreamworks' strongest franchise, and this film still holds up fantastically. No notes, just...Please seek this one out, it's worth it.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fxGeN
Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda’ (2008) ★★★★½
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April 10, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Kung Fu Panda - 9/10
No secret ingredient here- just genuine quality all around. I've long held the opinion this is Dreamworks' strongest franchise, and this film still holds up fantastically. No notes, just...Please seek this one out, it's worth it.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fxGeN
No secret ingredient here- just genuine quality all around. I've long held the opinion this is Dreamworks' strongest franchise, and this film still holds up fantastically. No notes, just...Please seek this one out, it's worth it.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6fxGeN
Kung Fu Panda 4 - 5/10
I feel lied to- I was told this whole last month this film is garbage and then it turned out to be...Fine? Like, yeah, it's a huge step down from the first three, but this is totally tolerable. Lowkey kinda wanted it to be worse.
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I feel lied to- I was told this whole last month this film is garbage and then it turned out to be...Fine? Like, yeah, it's a huge step down from the first three, but this is totally tolerable. Lowkey kinda wanted it to be worse.
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Review of ‘Kung Fu Panda 4’ (2024) ★★½
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April 10, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Kung Fu Panda 4 - 5/10
I feel lied to- I was told this whole last month this film is garbage and then it turned out to be...Fine? Like, yeah, it's a huge step down from the first three, but this is totally tolerable. Lowkey kinda wanted it to be worse.
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I feel lied to- I was told this whole last month this film is garbage and then it turned out to be...Fine? Like, yeah, it's a huge step down from the first three, but this is totally tolerable. Lowkey kinda wanted it to be worse.
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Wizards - 4/10
Wizards is a messy, if interesting, blunder of a movie that barely manages to hold itself together for most of the runtime, before tripping over itself at the finish line. But hey, if nothing else, you can't call this movie boring.
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Wizards is a messy, if interesting, blunder of a movie that barely manages to hold itself together for most of the runtime, before tripping over itself at the finish line. But hey, if nothing else, you can't call this movie boring.
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Review of ‘Wizards’ (1977) ★★
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March 30, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Wizards - 4/10
Wizards is a messy, if interesting, blunder of a movie that barely manages to hold itself together for most of the runtime, before tripping over itself at the finish line. But hey, if nothing else, you can't call this movie boring.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6ao8lR
Wizards is a messy, if interesting, blunder of a movie that barely manages to hold itself together for most of the runtime, before tripping over itself at the finish line. But hey, if nothing else, you can't call this movie boring.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/6ao8lR
Heavy Traffic - 7/10
A grossly captivating look into 70s urban decay with truly twisted animation. Equally as exaggerated as it is problematic, Heavy Traffic at times is a rough watch, but may just be worth your time if you're able to stomach it.
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A grossly captivating look into 70s urban decay with truly twisted animation. Equally as exaggerated as it is problematic, Heavy Traffic at times is a rough watch, but may just be worth your time if you're able to stomach it.
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Review of ‘Heavy Traffic’ (1973) ★★★½
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March 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Heavy Traffic - 7/10
A grossly captivating look into 70s urban decay with truly twisted animation. Equally as exaggerated as it is problematic, Heavy Traffic at times is a rough watch, but may just be worth your time if you're able to stomach it.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/69witX
A grossly captivating look into 70s urban decay with truly twisted animation. Equally as exaggerated as it is problematic, Heavy Traffic at times is a rough watch, but may just be worth your time if you're able to stomach it.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/69witX
Lady and the Tramp - 4/10
The Italian stereotypes are the best part. God, what a boring movie! How is this a Disney classic, nothing is ever happening! Pretty animation saves this from a worse score.
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The Italian stereotypes are the best part. God, what a boring movie! How is this a Disney classic, nothing is ever happening! Pretty animation saves this from a worse score.
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Review of ‘Lady and the Tramp’ (1955) ★★
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March 8, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Lady and the Tramp - 4/10
The Italian stereotypes are the best part. God, what a boring movie! How is this a Disney classic, nothing is ever happening! Pretty animation saves this from a worse score.
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The Italian stereotypes are the best part. God, what a boring movie! How is this a Disney classic, nothing is ever happening! Pretty animation saves this from a worse score.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/60klTz
Return to Never Land - 5/10
A passable enough sequel that doesn't try to be much else. Return to Neverland is less bad and more harmlessly forgettable. Its short and not really worth complaining about, with enough cute moments to not waste your time.
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A passable enough sequel that doesn't try to be much else. Return to Neverland is less bad and more harmlessly forgettable. Its short and not really worth complaining about, with enough cute moments to not waste your time.
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Review of ‘Return to Never Land’ (2002) ★★½
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March 8, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Return to Never Land - 5/10
A passable enough sequel that doesn't try to be much else. Return to Neverland is less bad and more harmlessly forgettable. Its short and not really worth complaining about, with enough cute moments to not waste your time.
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A passable enough sequel that doesn't try to be much else. Return to Neverland is less bad and more harmlessly forgettable. Its short and not really worth complaining about, with enough cute moments to not waste your time.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/60jNZX
Peter Pan - 8/10
The Silver Age is going strong! The outdated racism is unfortunate and does drag this film down, but that doesn't change the fact Peter Pan is still incredibly charming, especially its central characters.
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The Silver Age is going strong! The outdated racism is unfortunate and does drag this film down, but that doesn't change the fact Peter Pan is still incredibly charming, especially its central characters.
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Review of ‘Peter Pan’ (1953) ★★★★
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March 7, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Peter Pan - 8/10
The Silver Age is going strong! The outdated racism is unfortunate and does drag this film down, but that doesn't change the fact Peter Pan is still incredibly charming, especially its central characters.
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The Silver Age is going strong! The outdated racism is unfortunate and does drag this film down, but that doesn't change the fact Peter Pan is still incredibly charming, especially its central characters.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/5ZNSQx
Alice in Wonderland - 7/10
I barely understood what I was watching, and it was a lot of fun! Alice in Wonderland's a trip in the best way. A truly unforgettable movie from beginning to end, even if it won't be everyone's cup of tea.
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I barely understood what I was watching, and it was a lot of fun! Alice in Wonderland's a trip in the best way. A truly unforgettable movie from beginning to end, even if it won't be everyone's cup of tea.
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Review of ‘Alice in Wonderland’ (1951) ★★★½
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March 7, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Alice in Wonderland - 7/10
I barely understood what I was watching, and it was a lot of fun! Alice in Wonderland's a trip in the best way. A truly unforgettable movie from beginning to end, even if it won't be everyone's cup of tea.
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I barely understood what I was watching, and it was a lot of fun! Alice in Wonderland's a trip in the best way. A truly unforgettable movie from beginning to end, even if it won't be everyone's cup of tea.
Read the full review here: boxd.it/5ZN8xp
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time - 7/10
How is THIS movie good? I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cinderella 3 is somehow the best movie of the trilogy, when it really shouldn't be! But hey, I ain't complaining!
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How is THIS movie good? I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cinderella 3 is somehow the best movie of the trilogy, when it really shouldn't be! But hey, I ain't complaining!
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Review of ‘Cinderella III: A Twist in Time’ (2007) ★★★½
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March 5, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time - 7/10
How is THIS movie good? I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cinderella 3 is somehow the best movie of the trilogy, when it really shouldn't be! But hey, I ain't complaining!
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How is THIS movie good? I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cinderella 3 is somehow the best movie of the trilogy, when it really shouldn't be! But hey, I ain't complaining!
Read the full review here: boxd.it/5YPjRZ