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Don't Follow Me. I'm Lost.
And no dog. That speaks volumes.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And no dog. That speaks volumes.
'Literally constantly' means that he never stops shaking hands. He shakes hands when he eats, when he's taking a piss, and he shakes hands in his sleep. Idiot.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
'Literally constantly' means that he never stops shaking hands. He shakes hands when he eats, when he's taking a piss, and he shakes hands in his sleep. Idiot.
A confession, perhaps?
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A confession, perhaps?
Did anyone honestly expect anything different from him? He's a sick man who should be in a rest home, not the white house.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Did anyone honestly expect anything different from him? He's a sick man who should be in a rest home, not the white house.
Dry mustard, yes, agree 100%
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Dry mustard, yes, agree 100%
I used to love crossing the border to go shopping. Used to envy those who spent their winters in Florida. Used to enjoy listening to the President. Now, I have no desire to enter the US to shop or sit on the beach, and the sound of the President's voice only triggers my anxiety. It's sad.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I used to love crossing the border to go shopping. Used to envy those who spent their winters in Florida. Used to enjoy listening to the President. Now, I have no desire to enter the US to shop or sit on the beach, and the sound of the President's voice only triggers my anxiety. It's sad.
Instantly, a weak ass pussy without his big gun.
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Instantly, a weak ass pussy without his big gun.
This breaks my heart. Fuck the guns, indeed.
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This breaks my heart. Fuck the guns, indeed.
Leaving Las Eggas
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Leaving Las Eggas
I liked her better when she was married to Larry David.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I liked her better when she was married to Larry David.
Have to protect your mental health. It's scary out there.
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Have to protect your mental health. It's scary out there.
I don't care if people with that much money want to make more; that's their business. I do, however, care when they don't pay their fair share of taxes or use their wealth to help others. That's the greedy part.
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I don't care if people with that much money want to make more; that's their business. I do, however, care when they don't pay their fair share of taxes or use their wealth to help others. That's the greedy part.
It's all about the cruelty.
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It's all about the cruelty.
Pure envy. It's so frickin obvious. Who buys this crap?
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pure envy. It's so frickin obvious. Who buys this crap?
This from someone who has not posted one original thought on their profile. Maybe stay in the slow lane, dude.
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This from someone who has not posted one original thought on their profile. Maybe stay in the slow lane, dude.
Dear Diary...
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dear Diary...
Quelle surprise (not)
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Quelle surprise (not)
It's something you do around the clock before you mix and mingle. No, wait, that's the jingle bell rock.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's something you do around the clock before you mix and mingle. No, wait, that's the jingle bell rock.