Jamie 👽
faceshoppd.bsky.social
Jamie 👽
@faceshoppd.bsky.social
refusing to modernize our codebase as praxis
To be clear, I 100% believe that the primary barrier to Elon Musk gaining control of the Treasury payments system is COBOL
February 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
David Attenborough: and here we witness the spectacular death rites among the ghoul species, never before seen on camera
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
reject modernity (spotify wrapped) embrace tradition (lastfm gridposting)
December 4, 2024 at 10:33 PM
correlation ABSOLUTELY implies causation
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
winter bulking szn begins
November 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
i could fix them
November 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Reposted by Jamie 👽
"I just don't understand why you two cling so obsessively to your obsolete value systems," the trans girl yelled at her parents, then stormed across the mall into her favorite retro game store, Obsolete Value Systems
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 AM