Steve Brulescemi
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Steve Brulescemi
@facelikeaclock.bsky.social
When nature calls, don’t let it go to voicemail.
Cracker Barrel on my employer’s dime makes this Cheerwine taste so much sweeter.
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Looks like I’m getting a 77 and/or 7 shirt.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We should be allowed to look at a LITTLE porn during an F1 race.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This used to be in New York City near the Holidays.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This hat now belongs to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Happy Halloween from Ozzy and his mid-concert snack! 🦇🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Aka Fat Bastard’s favorite Helen Hunt movie.
October 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Was gonna post before the game, but I drew this about 13 years ago. Glad we got one. 74 forever.
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Happy birthday to me.

PS, this happened the one time the 500 has ever been run on my birthday.
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hang on, I’m needed in the basement.
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM