AMERICAN OZEKI
@facelesscaseless.bsky.social
Head of the Department of National Insecurity. Connoisseur of the avant-regard. Shitposting extraordinaire.
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The 2 sides of my personality duking it out to see who’s gonna perform harder today.
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The 2 sides of my personality duking it out to see who’s gonna perform harder today.
Based. I was so sure they were feeding him to the Dana White Power machine.
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Based. I was so sure they were feeding him to the Dana White Power machine.
Found your maws Alma mater
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Found your maws Alma mater
Millions, mind you, to an exhausted looking grub coming off an elbow tear who already had a noodle arm.
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Millions, mind you, to an exhausted looking grub coming off an elbow tear who already had a noodle arm.
Time clock: “Did you take a 30 minute, uninterrupted meal break?”
Said meal break:
Said meal break:
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Time clock: “Did you take a 30 minute, uninterrupted meal break?”
Said meal break:
Said meal break:
Morons: “Elons a genius. He’s a brilliant inventor. I love my Cybertruck”
Meanwhile, their brilliantly designed Cybertruck sitting there:
(It’s a Samsung TV remote)
Meanwhile, their brilliantly designed Cybertruck sitting there:
(It’s a Samsung TV remote)
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Morons: “Elons a genius. He’s a brilliant inventor. I love my Cybertruck”
Meanwhile, their brilliantly designed Cybertruck sitting there:
(It’s a Samsung TV remote)
Meanwhile, their brilliantly designed Cybertruck sitting there:
(It’s a Samsung TV remote)
Keep your meaningless bowls, those of us with class are busy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Keep your meaningless bowls, those of us with class are busy.
Format got legs
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Format got legs
This balloon better quit playing
January 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This balloon better quit playing
Happy New Year btw
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Happy New Year btw
The evil sprinkles are in the Caribbean
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The evil sprinkles are in the Caribbean
Seen ur man today
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Seen ur man today
Rare aesthetic
December 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Rare aesthetic
I’ve built this pfp brick by brick
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’ve built this pfp brick by brick
Haters: Don’t go too crazy at the bar tonight
Me:
Me:
December 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Haters: Don’t go too crazy at the bar tonight
Me:
Me:
Tell Phil to take it back.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tell Phil to take it back.
I don’t understand any of these anime memes but they always got booze/cigs in em (edited or naturally) and they’re all 🔥🔥🔥
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don’t understand any of these anime memes but they always got booze/cigs in em (edited or naturally) and they’re all 🔥🔥🔥
My brains been irreparably harmed.
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My brains been irreparably harmed.