FAC-7
@fac-7.bsky.social
Sometimes, it feels good to wear your cap inside, just lounging
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sometimes, it feels good to wear your cap inside, just lounging
Insisting my buddies rinse their beer cans, like they're apples, before they tuck in
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Insisting my buddies rinse their beer cans, like they're apples, before they tuck in
They can fire me, but they can never take away the fact that I am still young and cool
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They can fire me, but they can never take away the fact that I am still young and cool
Two-sentence horror:
Decided today, I'm going to try to put myself out there, chop it up with people, you know..
But I'm frigging Dexter, baby
Decided today, I'm going to try to put myself out there, chop it up with people, you know..
But I'm frigging Dexter, baby
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Two-sentence horror:
Decided today, I'm going to try to put myself out there, chop it up with people, you know..
But I'm frigging Dexter, baby
Decided today, I'm going to try to put myself out there, chop it up with people, you know..
But I'm frigging Dexter, baby
I've been submitting "do you know who I am!?" to the new yorker caption contest for 45 days straight. No luck so far, but it'll hit one of these days
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've been submitting "do you know who I am!?" to the new yorker caption contest for 45 days straight. No luck so far, but it'll hit one of these days
I will not get back on the wagon, but i will always keep it in my peripheral vision
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I will not get back on the wagon, but i will always keep it in my peripheral vision
added "Professional Pessimist" to my business cards, as a mid level finance analyst at my megacorp
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
added "Professional Pessimist" to my business cards, as a mid level finance analyst at my megacorp
Literally, everyone in prison is just an adventurer who made a mistake
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Literally, everyone in prison is just an adventurer who made a mistake
I play the most complex boogie woogie riff i know.
Snooty jazzman I need to impress: "okay, so you play, but can you *play*?"
He plays some weird little jazz
In response, I again play the most complex boogie woogie riff I know
Jazzman: "fair enough"
Snooty jazzman I need to impress: "okay, so you play, but can you *play*?"
He plays some weird little jazz
In response, I again play the most complex boogie woogie riff I know
Jazzman: "fair enough"
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I play the most complex boogie woogie riff i know.
Snooty jazzman I need to impress: "okay, so you play, but can you *play*?"
He plays some weird little jazz
In response, I again play the most complex boogie woogie riff I know
Jazzman: "fair enough"
Snooty jazzman I need to impress: "okay, so you play, but can you *play*?"
He plays some weird little jazz
In response, I again play the most complex boogie woogie riff I know
Jazzman: "fair enough"
Got the type of dyslexia where I just can't remember the differences between house music subgenres
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Got the type of dyslexia where I just can't remember the differences between house music subgenres
Being a financial adviser in 2025:
"What's that Mel? You decided to open a Netflix account? That sounds fantastic, i hope you enjoy it, I'll take care of that for ya."
"What's that Mel? You decided to open a Netflix account? That sounds fantastic, i hope you enjoy it, I'll take care of that for ya."
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Being a financial adviser in 2025:
"What's that Mel? You decided to open a Netflix account? That sounds fantastic, i hope you enjoy it, I'll take care of that for ya."
"What's that Mel? You decided to open a Netflix account? That sounds fantastic, i hope you enjoy it, I'll take care of that for ya."
*defending myself to the king*
But Honest John, from my namesake village, can surely back up my account. Do you truly doubt his word?
But Honest John, from my namesake village, can surely back up my account. Do you truly doubt his word?
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
*defending myself to the king*
But Honest John, from my namesake village, can surely back up my account. Do you truly doubt his word?
But Honest John, from my namesake village, can surely back up my account. Do you truly doubt his word?
The day they get rid of woke in the officeplace is the day my direct reports kneel at my feet
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The day they get rid of woke in the officeplace is the day my direct reports kneel at my feet
Been going through life believing I'm very intelligent, but I'm realizing now I was really just somewhat confident
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Been going through life believing I'm very intelligent, but I'm realizing now I was really just somewhat confident
Imagine how awesome it would have been to be a medieval peasant just before the black death hit
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Imagine how awesome it would have been to be a medieval peasant just before the black death hit
Calmly explaining to my wife that we need to direct our childs' romantic lives so as to maximize our political influence
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Calmly explaining to my wife that we need to direct our childs' romantic lives so as to maximize our political influence
I've never seen an American photograph from the 1970s where it didn't seem like there was a pile of trash just out of frame
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've never seen an American photograph from the 1970s where it didn't seem like there was a pile of trash just out of frame
I torture my dentist by maintaining impeccable hygiene, except that I dont brush or floss for the three days prior to my cleanings
I insist that my plaque is special and would never hurt me
I insist that my plaque is special and would never hurt me
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I torture my dentist by maintaining impeccable hygiene, except that I dont brush or floss for the three days prior to my cleanings
I insist that my plaque is special and would never hurt me
I insist that my plaque is special and would never hurt me
Imagine if ancient rome had their own thing going rather than stealing literally everything from greece. Would be worth learning a single thing about them, then.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Imagine if ancient rome had their own thing going rather than stealing literally everything from greece. Would be worth learning a single thing about them, then.
Save cinema: hollywood must release a found-footage movie, guerilla promotion, of a "lost" late-aughts michael cera young-adult comedy (AI de-aging).
Plot is young man protecting a fresh pumpkin seed in his bare hand through his complex workday.
The theater hands out seeds as you enter
Plot is young man protecting a fresh pumpkin seed in his bare hand through his complex workday.
The theater hands out seeds as you enter
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Save cinema: hollywood must release a found-footage movie, guerilla promotion, of a "lost" late-aughts michael cera young-adult comedy (AI de-aging).
Plot is young man protecting a fresh pumpkin seed in his bare hand through his complex workday.
The theater hands out seeds as you enter
Plot is young man protecting a fresh pumpkin seed in his bare hand through his complex workday.
The theater hands out seeds as you enter
can't, personally, think of anything higher-class than having a house with three stories and an elevator
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
can't, personally, think of anything higher-class than having a house with three stories and an elevator
If you do really well in this life, you are to be reborn as the 2nd son of the heirs of the largest pharmaceutical company on earth.
Your parents' first son is a reddit-racist, so now childhood will be "serious"
Your parents' first son is a reddit-racist, so now childhood will be "serious"
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you do really well in this life, you are to be reborn as the 2nd son of the heirs of the largest pharmaceutical company on earth.
Your parents' first son is a reddit-racist, so now childhood will be "serious"
Your parents' first son is a reddit-racist, so now childhood will be "serious"
Regret bringing my wife to this trade convention.
Almost lost it when she saw the "Leveraging the death of your first-born to instill trust and close the sale" panel on the agenda.
Assured her that we all make fun of the guys who go to that one
Almost lost it when she saw the "Leveraging the death of your first-born to instill trust and close the sale" panel on the agenda.
Assured her that we all make fun of the guys who go to that one
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Regret bringing my wife to this trade convention.
Almost lost it when she saw the "Leveraging the death of your first-born to instill trust and close the sale" panel on the agenda.
Assured her that we all make fun of the guys who go to that one
Almost lost it when she saw the "Leveraging the death of your first-born to instill trust and close the sale" panel on the agenda.
Assured her that we all make fun of the guys who go to that one
*in awed wonder* do you really think bob dylan thinks about dimes square, like, every day?
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*in awed wonder* do you really think bob dylan thinks about dimes square, like, every day?