Apollo Blue
@fabulistapollo.bsky.social
Why are you laughing at my objectively hilarious misery?
Cannot possibly be a real language
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Cannot possibly be a real language
Me and who? 👉🏻👈🏻
September 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me and who? 👉🏻👈🏻
I think I’m funny sometimes
September 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think I’m funny sometimes
I’m a bitter old sod now and there are very few moments on TV that can raise a tear every single time I watch them but-
August 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m a bitter old sod now and there are very few moments on TV that can raise a tear every single time I watch them but-
Rare bit of horny on main.
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Rare bit of horny on main.
Apolitical comment: I completely thought this was Jared Harris and Stellan Skarsgard in Chernobyl
August 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Apolitical comment: I completely thought this was Jared Harris and Stellan Skarsgard in Chernobyl
One of my all time favourite celebrity quotes
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
One of my all time favourite celebrity quotes
Reject modernity.
Embrace tradition.
Embrace tradition.
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Reject modernity.
Embrace tradition.
Embrace tradition.
I know that it’s dumb and reductive to describe works of art/media solely by comparing them to others but alas, couldn’t resist:
August 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I know that it’s dumb and reductive to describe works of art/media solely by comparing them to others but alas, couldn’t resist:
To own the libs, one must first own one’s self.
August 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
To own the libs, one must first own one’s self.
I don’t laugh at my own jokes because I think I’m an exceptionally funny person: I laugh at my own jokes because I am the target audience.
August 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don’t laugh at my own jokes because I think I’m an exceptionally funny person: I laugh at my own jokes because I am the target audience.
Working through an outrageously large stack of warlord games miniatures.
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Working through an outrageously large stack of warlord games miniatures.
I didn’t see an author’s name on this so I’m just going to attribute it to Werner Herzog anyway
August 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I didn’t see an author’s name on this so I’m just going to attribute it to Werner Herzog anyway
And historians will call them…
Close friends, bеsties, roommates, colleagues
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers
Sidekicks, family, good pals, buddies
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers 🎶
Close friends, bеsties, roommates, colleagues
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers
Sidekicks, family, good pals, buddies
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers 🎶
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
And historians will call them…
Close friends, bеsties, roommates, colleagues
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers
Sidekicks, family, good pals, buddies
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers 🎶
Close friends, bеsties, roommates, colleagues
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers
Sidekicks, family, good pals, buddies
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers 🎶
I’ve seen enough movies to know this is the setup to a terrifying superweapon.
July 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’ve seen enough movies to know this is the setup to a terrifying superweapon.
I can’t believe this is a genuine 16th Century painting with this literal muppet in the middle of it.
July 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I can’t believe this is a genuine 16th Century painting with this literal muppet in the middle of it.
One of the funniest moments of my polyamorous life was when I was in the car with my partner on a holiday together and during a quiet moment I got this Tinder notification:
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
One of the funniest moments of my polyamorous life was when I was in the car with my partner on a holiday together and during a quiet moment I got this Tinder notification: