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Why are you laughing at my objectively hilarious misery?
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
September 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Cannot possibly be a real language
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Me and who? 👉🏻👈🏻
September 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Busan. 🇰🇷
September 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think I’m funny sometimes
September 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Busan
September 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
September 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m a bitter old sod now and there are very few moments on TV that can raise a tear every single time I watch them but-
August 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Rare bit of horny on main.
August 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Apolitical comment: I completely thought this was Jared Harris and Stellan Skarsgard in Chernobyl
August 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One of my all time favourite celebrity quotes
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
August 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Reject modernity.

Embrace tradition.
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I know that it’s dumb and reductive to describe works of art/media solely by comparing them to others but alas, couldn’t resist:
August 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
To own the libs, one must first own one’s self.
August 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I don’t laugh at my own jokes because I think I’m an exceptionally funny person: I laugh at my own jokes because I am the target audience.
August 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Working through an outrageously large stack of warlord games miniatures.
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I didn’t see an author’s name on this so I’m just going to attribute it to Werner Herzog anyway
August 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
August 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
And historians will call them…
Close friends, bеsties, roommates, colleagues
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers
Sidekicks, family, good pals, buddies
Anything but lovers
History hates lovers 🎶
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’ve seen enough movies to know this is the setup to a terrifying superweapon.
July 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I can’t believe this is a genuine 16th Century painting with this literal muppet in the middle of it.
July 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
One of the funniest moments of my polyamorous life was when I was in the car with my partner on a holiday together and during a quiet moment I got this Tinder notification:
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM