Uhhhhhhhh..... lolwut!

I write, they pick a key word from my message and send me a tangential form letter about that topic. Very comforting. Definitely makes me feel like a valued and listened to constituent.

*Democrats murdered in a political assassination and his refusal to call their Governor
*Failed expensive military parade
*Mass protests
*Signal chat and other security failures
*Swearing in techbros as Lt.Col. so they have unearned security clearance
*Literally everything DOGE/Elon