Höfmann
@f701pit.bsky.social
no heroes. horse respecter.
following Liverpool and yelling into the void
North Dakota/Minnesota
following Liverpool and yelling into the void
North Dakota/Minnesota
A memo must have recently gone out. Here's a letter to the newspaper just today:
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A memo must have recently gone out. Here's a letter to the newspaper just today:
🎵 If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols and thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible. Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
🎵 If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols and thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible. Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
“Oooo. Ahhhh.”
-me, last ten minutes
-me, last ten minutes
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Oooo. Ahhhh.”
-me, last ten minutes
-me, last ten minutes
It’s all happening now
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s all happening now
Best club I’ve ever been a part of. Had this good boy for 12 years.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Best club I’ve ever been a part of. Had this good boy for 12 years.
lol, judge is like, worst thing we can do to this woman is force her to read a book
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
lol, judge is like, worst thing we can do to this woman is force her to read a book
Imagine your parent's last works being, "Make sure you illegally vote for Donald Trump for me."
Fucking loser shit.
Fucking loser shit.
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Imagine your parent's last works being, "Make sure you illegally vote for Donald Trump for me."
Fucking loser shit.
Fucking loser shit.
its all quite a bit shit at the moment but hopefully meeting this good boy tomorrow and if all goes well our house will be back to 2 dogs
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
its all quite a bit shit at the moment but hopefully meeting this good boy tomorrow and if all goes well our house will be back to 2 dogs
Even ESPN, who spends like $8 on soccer, can do this.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Even ESPN, who spends like $8 on soccer, can do this.
Who wants to look at the league table like this?
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Who wants to look at the league table like this?
I can’t get over how shit the new Premier League app is. Even the website for fantasy is terrible.
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I can’t get over how shit the new Premier League app is. Even the website for fantasy is terrible.
Image my state's largest newspaper chose for a summary article on high school soccer scores.
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Image my state's largest newspaper chose for a summary article on high school soccer scores.
i fucking hate it here
August 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i fucking hate it here
Been getting these at Aldi. Actually taste good and don’t feel like a chore to eat.
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Been getting these at Aldi. Actually taste good and don’t feel like a chore to eat.