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The birthday you've just had is the day veg starts tasting good
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The birthday you've just had is the day veg starts tasting good
Here's a tip: don't sleep in front of the window.
January 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Here's a tip: don't sleep in front of the window.
Imposters walk among us
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Imposters walk among us
You're too young to be 40
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
You're too young to be 40
There are multiple places, and I don't know what you're into regards spanking
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
There are multiple places, and I don't know what you're into regards spanking
You're on borrowed time
January 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
You're on borrowed time
Gnus that don't live in zoos?
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Gnus that don't live in zoos?
Yes, the air pressure that punctured and flooded the hull.
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Yes, the air pressure that punctured and flooded the hull.
Everyone who touches dihydrogen monoxide dies. You do know that?
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Everyone who touches dihydrogen monoxide dies. You do know that?
I know this isn't aimed at me, but good intro
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I know this isn't aimed at me, but good intro
Ffs, buy it then go to customer services
December 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ffs, buy it then go to customer services
By the time you give them the exact prompts to get what you need you may as well have done it yourself.
Fewer carbon emissions too.
Fewer carbon emissions too.
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
By the time you give them the exact prompts to get what you need you may as well have done it yourself.
Fewer carbon emissions too.
Fewer carbon emissions too.
I'm older than you and I still do
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm older than you and I still do
I know all I need to. Nearly.
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I know all I need to. Nearly.
I don't learn anything new. I already know everything.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don't learn anything new. I already know everything.
Do you do any tricks with them? Other than growing boobs.
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Do you do any tricks with them? Other than growing boobs.
I don't know whether to feel sorry for, or jealous of, your t-shirt
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don't know whether to feel sorry for, or jealous of, your t-shirt
Does Waffle House sell waffles?
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Does Waffle House sell waffles?
Do you own a pair of programmer socks?
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Do you own a pair of programmer socks?
