had 3 drinks for the first time in over a year. I forgot how much better everything is. Windows down, music, McNuggets. Wow what a night
April 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
had 3 drinks for the first time in over a year. I forgot how much better everything is. Windows down, music, McNuggets. Wow what a night
im not even joking my frontal lobe developed this week. I know im a smidge late but I felt it. I see. I understand.
March 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
im not even joking my frontal lobe developed this week. I know im a smidge late but I felt it. I see. I understand.
my baby is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid eyes on, but sometimes she looks like bobby hill
February 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
my baby is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid eyes on, but sometimes she looks like bobby hill
I’m worried there are figures of speech, turns of phrase, that I don’t know and I’m making a fool of myself for taking literally
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m worried there are figures of speech, turns of phrase, that I don’t know and I’m making a fool of myself for taking literally
just started thawing our turkey from thanksgiving. Wonder how long it’ll take
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just started thawing our turkey from thanksgiving. Wonder how long it’ll take
just flossed for the first time in years 🙂↔️
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
just flossed for the first time in years 🙂↔️
Cried in my interview. Crushed the competition 🥱😮💨
February 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Cried in my interview. Crushed the competition 🥱😮💨
had an everything shower (all stops pulled) and cleaned my room. now I can make it through the other half of winter
February 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
had an everything shower (all stops pulled) and cleaned my room. now I can make it through the other half of winter
granny crocheted her two favorite chickens and the hawk that killed them. which stage of grief is this?
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
granny crocheted her two favorite chickens and the hawk that killed them. which stage of grief is this?
me and my baby if egg prices get any higher
January 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
me and my baby if egg prices get any higher
new social media is fun
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
new social media is fun