Sooooo what am I supposed to do with all these N.G. novels laying around? And all these freaking Sandman comics? Am I, like, supposed to hate Sandman now? I certainly don't feel the same joy from them now. Who do I say is my favorite author now??

"With the birds of Shetty, so long live you."
#misheardlyrics #redhotchilipeppers

I thought, okay, there needs to be Fred the Vampire Accountant fan art in the world, but being very uninspired artistically. The resulting drawing is, I feel, the only fitting depiction of the titular character:
#fredthevampireaccountant